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Intro - 11/29/12
Season 9 • 11/29/2012
Colleges allow guns on campus, a magazine snubs Stephen, and Sean Carroll talks theoretical physics.
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00:35
Intro - 11/28/12
The Colbert Report
S9
The war on men is like the war on women, Senate members debate the filibuster, and Frank Oz plugs "Little Shop of Horrors: The Director's Cut."
11/28/2012
04:56
The Word - Sisters Are Doing It to Themselves
The Colbert Report
S9
According to Fox News's Suzanne Venker, modern women scare quality men away from marriage and undermine their ability to support a family.
11/28/2012
07:31
Frank Oz
The Colbert Report
S9
Frank Oz discusses his famous performances as Yoda, Fozzie Bear, and more, and explains why he prefers "Little Shop of Horrors: The Director's Cut" over the original.
11/28/2012
04:34
Record Powerball Jackpot
The Colbert Report
S9
After he wins the record lotto prize, Stephen will no longer have to slave away for the man 30 minutes a day, four days a week.
11/28/2012
00:11
Sign Off - Stephen's Muppet
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen's doppelganger says goodnight.
11/28/2012
00:47
Sign Off - Acceptance Speech
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen thanks his agent, lawn guy and family.
11/29/2012
06:42
Sean Carroll
The Colbert Report
S9
Cosmologist Sean Carroll discusses his book, "The Particle at the End of the Universe: How the Hunt for the Higgs Boson Leads Us to the Edge of a New World."
11/29/2012
05:58
Top 10 of 2012 & Operation Killing "Killing Kennedy"
The Colbert Report
S9
While the media compiles countdown lists, Stephen competes for Time magazine's attention and goes after Bill O'Reilly's book, "Killing Kennedy."
11/29/2012
03:26
Moon-Shattering News
The Colbert Report
S9
America fell from greatness when milquetoast Dwight D. Eisenhower wimped out on the country's nuclear lunar program.
11/29/2012
03:28
Tip/Wag - Gay Rights Pioneers & Gun Dorms
The Colbert Report
S9
Boeing's blatant devaluing of gay staff is great for the company's bottom line, and college is the time to do shots and get shot.
11/29/2012
00:32
Intro - 11/29/12
The Colbert Report
S9
Guns go to college, a major magazine slights Stephen, and theoretical physicist Sean Carroll shares his latest book.
11/29/2012
06:47
Ian McKellen
The Colbert Report
S9
An annoying Tolkien super fan knows more about Sir Ian McKellen's character in "The Hobbit" than he does.
12/03/2012
06:03
The Word - Base Instincts
The Colbert Report
S9
In the good old bad days of the 80s, Republicans could turn out the suburban white vote simply by showing images of fearsome felons.
12/03/2012
00:08
Sign Off - The Pundit: Or Colbert and Back Again - Sting
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen raises the lost Gondolin blade.
12/03/2012
03:31
Senior Moment - Granny Pods
The Colbert Report
S9
Why should seniors spend time in a cold hospital environment far from their families when they could be in a cold hospital environment within sight of their families?
12/03/2012
06:38
Martin Freeman
The Colbert Report
S9
Actor Martin Freeman congratulates Stephen on his Tolkien quiz victory and shares his best Bilbo Baggins moment.
12/04/2012
00:11
Sign Off - The Pundit: Or Colbert and Back Again - Rivendell
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen smokes his wizardly pipe in Rivendell.
12/04/2012
02:24
The Pundit: Or Colbert and Back Again - Hobbit Week Night Two
The Colbert Report
S9
Wizardly weed is good for special smoke rings, and guest Martin Freeman plays Bilbo Baggins in "The Hobbit."
12/04/2012
08:01
Low-T & Low-O
The Colbert Report
S9
An easily spread endocrine toxin boosts men's testosterone levels, while 11% to 41% of women suffer from female orgasmic disorder.
12/04/2012
03:34
Kate the Great's Morning Sickness
The Colbert Report
S9
Kate Middleton's nausea probably means she'll restrict herself to a bland diet, otherwise known as England food.
12/04/2012
03:44
The Pundit: Or Colbert and Back Again - Hobbit Week Night Three
The Colbert Report
S9
Andy Serkis portrays computer-generated characters like Daniel Day-Lewis, and Denny's creates delicious Middle-earth tributes.
12/05/2012
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