The Colbert Report

The Enemy Within - Toddler Edition

Season 7 • 02/14/2011

America's criminal justice system must be ready to turn time-out into hard time.

More

Watching

03:27

Sport Report - Super Bowl Edition
The Colbert ReportS7

Stephen will not be satisfied unless the Reagan tribute at the Super Bowl takes up the full halftime show and the third quarter.
02/03/2011
00:34

Intro - 2/3/11
The Colbert ReportS7

Stephen has a strong feeling about which two teams are going to play in the Super Bowl and talks to Jane McGonigal about video games.
02/03/2011
05:54

Crisis in Egypt - Anderson Cooper & Bill O'Reilly
The Colbert ReportS7

The Egyptian people ask Anderson Cooper to step down, and Bill O'Reilly believes God is the answer to everything.
02/03/2011
05:21

Jane McGonigal
The Colbert ReportS7

Jane McGonigal says 10 years of scientific research show that playing video games is actually the most productive thing we can do.
02/03/2011
00:19

Sign Off - Newest Member of the Colbert Nation
The Colbert ReportS7

Matthew Arthur Long is a bouncing baby boy, or he will be when he gets that infant bungee cord Stephen sent over.
02/03/2011
05:00

Affirmative Reaction
The Colbert ReportS7

Governor John Kasich stirs the passions of Ohio's black community by appointing an all-white cabinet.
02/03/2011
03:05

James Murphy of LCD Soundsystem
The Colbert ReportS7

James Murphy explains why he's walking away from fame in his last TV appearance as LCD Soundsystem.
02/14/2011
00:37

Intro - 2/14/11
The Colbert ReportS7

Hosni Mubarak steps down onto a pillowy mound of money, Stephen profiles a new Enemy Within, and LCD Soundsystem performs.
02/14/2011
01:13

Sign Off - Scoops of Americone Dream
The Colbert ReportS7

Eating scoops of Americone Dream at Ben & Jerry's will be a great way to make Stephen look like he's giving money to charity.
02/14/2011
05:33

Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - Egyptian Coincidence
The Colbert ReportS7

Stephen believes the same shadowy forces behind the uprising in Egypt are also responsible for the disappearance of King Tut's penis.
02/14/2011
05:36

The Enemy Within - Toddler Edition
The Colbert ReportS7

By allowing a four-year-old to be sued, a New York judge breaks new ground in the fight against tiny tot tyranny.
02/14/2011
00:37

Intro - 2/15/11
The Colbert ReportS7

President Twitter Bird will lead Egypt, Rex Paul becomes the next GOP star, and David Albright talks about the computer virus that shut down Iran's reactors.
02/15/2011
05:25

David Albright
The Colbert ReportS7

David Albright explains why no one will take credit for setting back the Iranian nuclear program with Stuxnet.
02/15/2011
05:27

Italian Bunga-Bunga Parties & Egyptian Democracy
The Colbert ReportS7

Silvio Berlusconi is accused of bringing young girls to bunga-bunga parties, and the Muslim Brotherhood plans to make Egypt an enemy of America.
02/15/2011
03:06

Mr. Smith Goes to the State Legislature, Then Later Possibly Washington - Ron Gould
The Colbert ReportS7

Ron Gould's bill would allow Arizonans to carry concealed firearms without a permit into all government-run facilities.
02/15/2011
05:49

Egyptian Democracy - Christiane Amanpour
The Colbert ReportS7

Christiane Amanpour brings a gift for Christiane Aman-purr and believes Egypt's democratic uprising will last.
02/15/2011
00:06

Sign Off - Christiane Aman-purr's Safari Suit
The Colbert ReportS7

Stephen signs off with Christiane Aman-purr's safari suit.
02/15/2011
07:33

Tip/Wag - Colbuffington Re-Post, Repo Games & Whale Fail
The Colbert ReportS7

AOL acquires the Huffington Post for $315 million, Spike TV follows two repo men, and Japan suspends its annual whale hunt.
02/16/2011
06:09

Eric Foner
The Colbert ReportS7

Eric Foner says Abraham Lincoln didn't see slavery as a fundamental problem confronting America until well into his career.
02/16/2011
00:05

Sign Off - General Butterbean
The Colbert ReportS7

Stephen says goodnight with General Butterbean.
02/16/2011
01:23

Republican Voters Doubt Obama's American Citizenship
The Colbert ReportS7

Stephen is so proud to have been born in a country where unsubstantiated rumors about political opponents become majority beliefs.
02/16/2011
You may also like5 Videos
Trailer
01:49

"South Park: Snow Day!" Trailer
South Park

Join your favorite South Park characters as they fight for neighborhood dominance during a blizzard in "South Park: Snow Day!," available now.
03/26/2024
Trailer
00:28

Make the Most of a Day Off with "South Park: Snow Day!"
South ParkS26

Join Cartman and the neighborhood kids as they battle Stan, who has his own ideas about the rules of their fantasy game, in the "South Park: Snow Day!" video game, now available to preorder.
12/21/2023
Trailer
01:00

"Star Trek: very Short Treks" Has Lightyears of Laughs
Star Trek: very Short TreksS1

Relive the classic vibe of "Star Trek: The Animated Series," and join Riker, Spock and more Starfleet faces on the bite-sized journeys of "Star Trek: very Short Treks," now streaming.
11/22/2023
Trailer
01:00

Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack

A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
Trailer
01:41

This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends
Cursed Friends

Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
10/10/2022