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Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Maxim

Season 9 • 05/14/2013

Manti Te'o's Fake Girlfriend takes Stephen's spot on Maxim's Hot 100 list.

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00:05

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
05/13/2013
06:47

Jessica Buchanan & Erik Landemalm
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The couple discuss their book, "Impossible Odds: The Kidnapping of Jessica Buchanan and Her Dramatic Rescue by SEAL Team Six."
05/13/2013
04:47

ThreatDown - Planet Gay, World Wide Wood & Junkie Bears
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The French Parliament approves gay marriage, customers order Viagra online, and bears pass out after huffing jet fuel.
05/13/2013
05:28

Benghazi Attacks Talking Points
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Greg Gutfeld calls the mainstream media "Obama's scandal condom," and ABC News obtains 12 drafts of the Benghazi talking points.
05/13/2013
03:25

Colbert Super PAC SHH! - IRS Special Scrutiny
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The IRS owes an apology to every Tea Party group in America, including Susie Johnson and her eight stuffed animals.
05/13/2013
05:24

Dan Brown
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Dan Brown discusses Dante's "Inferno," explains why he puts everything in puzzle form and becomes the subject of an anagram.
05/14/2013
00:40

Intro - 5/14/13
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Congress compromises on immigration reform, Maxim never changes, and bestselling author Dan Brown sits down with Stephen.
05/14/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Maxim's Hot 100
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Stephen reviews Maxim's picks for 2013.
05/14/2013
03:44

Obamacare Repeal Vote
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New representatives should get to do all the good votes they weren't there for, like repealing Obamacare, ending Prohibition and declaring war on Japan.
05/14/2013
06:34

Heritage Foundation's Immigration Study
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Jason Richwine's 2009 racist immigration paper had no influence on the Heritage Foundation's racist immigration paper co-written by Jason Richwine.
05/14/2013
04:28

Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Maxim
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Maxim's Hot 100 honors a Disney star, and Stephen wishes to be objectified like a piece of meat again.
05/14/2013
05:13

Cyndi Lauper
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Megastar Cyndi Lauper shares the story of a shoe factory owner and drag queen from Broadway's hit musical "Kinky Boots."
05/15/2013
08:11

Better Know a District - Wisconsin's 4th - Gwen Moore Pt. 1
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Openly black Congresswoman Gwen Moore discusses big government, class warfare and Paul Ryan's budget.
05/15/2013
04:40

Better Know a District - Wisconsin's 4th - Gwen Moore Pt. 2
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Congresswoman Gwen Moore talks about growing up on welfare, getting to know Scott Walker and posing on an imaginary Harley.
05/15/2013
00:10

Sign Off - Kinky Boots
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Stephen sports a pair of tall, red boots.
05/15/2013
02:32

Bug Protein
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According to the United Nations, all New Yorkers with bed bugs are technically ranchers raising healthy sources of fat, protein and fiber.
05/15/2013
00:07

Sign Off - Barefoot Shoes
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Stephen goes almost barefoot.
05/16/2013
04:54

Tip/Wag - Wind Turbines & China
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The Obama administration fails to prosecute wind energy companies for killing eagles, and China launches a Middle East peace proposal.
05/16/2013
03:21

Asparagusgate
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The House Judiciary Committee grills Attorney General Eric Holder, and Louie Gohmert accuses Holder of casting aspersions on his asparagus.
05/16/2013
00:37

Intro - 5/16/13
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Windmills have their shortcomings, printable weapons threaten gun control, and Dr. Daniel Lieberman discusses his research on long-distance running.
05/16/2013
06:50

Daniel Lieberman
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Harvard University's Daniel Lieberman explains that human beings are among the best long-distance runners in the world because they're good at sweating.
05/16/2013
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