The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Moment of Zen - Soy Jizzum

Season 15 • 04/29/2010

Rosanna Scotto suggests calling milk that doesn't come from a cow "soy jizzum."

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Moment of Zen - Soy Jizzum
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In a discussion over what to call milk that doesn't come from a cow, Rosanna Scotto suggests "soy jizzum."
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Moment of Zen - Brian Kilmeade Questions Bomber's Race
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