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Skate Expectations - Curling Team Tryouts

Season 6 • 01/04/2010

Since Stephen didn't make the stupid bobsledding team, he's going to try curling.

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Stephen King believes scary, gross stories make people feel better about their own lives.
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Tom Brokaw calls the last 10 years the "Oh My God" decade where everything was out of sync with what it had been before.
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If Congress doesn't reauthorize the Patriot Act, America's corporations are ready to step in.
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00:22

Sign Off - Thanks for the New Set
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Stephen thanks the entire production staff and crew for the new set and opening credits.
01/04/2010
02:03

High-Definition Upgrade
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Now that Stephen is in high definition, his opinions will be crisper and his anger more saturated.
01/04/2010
05:54

Erick Erickson
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Erick Erickson opposes the Republican National Committee's purity test because the voters should decide.
01/04/2010
01:53

Genitalia Bomb Threat
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Terrorists will be able to fool the TSA full-body scans by designing a bomb that looks like genitalia.
01/04/2010
06:12

Skate Expectations - Curling Team Tryouts - Colbert vs. Shuster
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Stephen puts his rocks on the ice and competes for a place on the U.S. curling team.
01/04/2010
01:30

Intro - Goodbye, Old Set
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Stephen gets a whole new set, which means it's time to say a goodbye to some old friends.
01/04/2010
01:54

Skate Expectations - Curling Team Tryouts
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Stephen tries curling -- the sport of kings, if your kingdom contains nothing but ice-cold rocks.
01/04/2010
02:13

Night of Terror - The Crapification of the American Pant-Scape
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Airport crotch screening won't be inconvenient for frequent travelers who have a government-issued photo ID of their balls.
01/05/2010
06:22

Better Know an Enemy - Yemen
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Stephen wants to scare the crap out of you about Yemen with his new high-definition magic monitor.
01/05/2010
03:41

The Word - Ideal or No Deal
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Every time a young Muslim man arrives at the airport, the TSA should respectfully take him aside and give him an involuntary colonoscopy.
01/05/2010
06:04

Riley Crane
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Riley Crane built a platform for viral collaboration to find DARPA's 10 red balloons randomly placed around the United States.
01/05/2010
00:49

High-Definition Advertising
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High definition allows Stephen to sell ad space inside each of his now-visible facial pores.
01/05/2010
00:32

Intro - 1/5/10
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The military responds to the underwear bomber, Zhu Zhu Pets turn on America, and Riley Crane finds 10 balloons.
01/05/2010
00:28

Sign Off - Stephen Draws Woodstock
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Stephen perfects his drawing of Woodstock on the magic monitor.
01/05/2010
00:53

A Message to Standard-Definition Cable Providers
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Stephen has a special message for all the cable providers broadcasting him in standard definition.
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Intro - 1/6/10
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The Senate and House debate health care, and Charles Moore discovers a floating patch of garbage in the Pacific Ocean.
01/06/2010
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Alpha Dog of the Week - Domino's Pizza
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Domino's boldly embraces the universal condemnation of their product and asks its customers to come back for more.
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