The Colbert Report

Raining vs. Sprinkling

Season 11 • 10/09/2014

A disagreement about the weather leads to a semantic battle between two toddlers.

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Naming the War Against ISIS
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Pundits question President Obama's commitment to defeating ISIS, noting that he has yet to give the mission an official name.
10/08/2014
07:47

John Boehner vs. America's Anti-Gay Marriage Crusaders
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GOP House Speaker John Boehner incurs the wrath of conservative groups by lending support to openly gay candidate Carl DeMaio.
10/08/2014
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Carol Burnett
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Carol Burnett looks back on her time on "The Carol Burnett Show" and describes her role in Broadway's "Love Letters."
10/08/2014
00:06

Sign Off - Ear Tug
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Stephen says goodnight, Carol Burnett-style.
10/08/2014
00:35

Intro - 10/8/14
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The Supreme Court defies expectations, Stephen reports on the war against ISIS, and Carol Burnett chats about her role in Broadway's "Love Letters."
10/08/2014
04:12

Republicans Are People, Too
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A political ad asserts that Republicans are human beings, inspiring Stephen to make a courageous confession.
10/09/2014
00:38

Intro - 10/9/14
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A persecuted minority fights back, scandal rocks the sports world, and former Led Zeppelin frontman Robert Plant visits The Report.
10/09/2014
00:08

Sign Off - "lullaby and... The Ceaseless Roar"
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Stephen ends the night with Robert Plant's album.
10/09/2014
06:13

Robert Plant
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Musician Robert Plant discusses his ongoing creative quest, the limited perks of being a Commander of the British Empire and his album "lullaby and... The Ceaseless Roar."
10/09/2014
03:46

Columbus Day Under Attack
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Fox News's Peter Johnson Jr. cries foul when Seattle's public schools replace Columbus Day with Indigenous Peoples' Day.
10/09/2014
02:16

Raining vs. Sprinkling
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Two toddlers become an Internet sensation after getting into a heated argument about the weather.
10/09/2014
04:05

32 Episodes Left for The Report
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As The Report approaches its final episode, Stephen reflects on his many accomplishments and wonders what the future might hold.
10/13/2014
06:36

Walter Isaacson
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"The Innovators" author Walter Isaacson discusses the history of the computer, the importance of hackers and the blurry line between collaboration and intellectual piracy.
10/13/2014
00:08

Sign Off - Quality Time with Americone Dream
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Stephen digs into his favorite ice cream, Americone Dream.
10/13/2014
01:55

Midterms '014 - Detour to Gridlock - Dennis Daugaard
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Republican Governor Dennis Daugaard weighs in on South Dakota's close Senate race with an official endorsement.
10/13/2014
00:30

Intro - 10/13/14
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The midterm elections approach, America reaches a milestone, and Walter Isaacson talks about the history of the computer.
10/13/2014
03:39

A Week of Victories for Gay Rights
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More states legalize same-sex marriage, and the Vatican releases a statement urged pastors to accept gays and lesbians.
10/14/2014
00:08

Sign Off - "Special Deluxe"
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Stephen ends the night with Neil Young's "Special Deluxe: A Memoir of Life & Cars."
10/14/2014
07:00

Neil Young
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"Special Deluxe" author and musician Neil Young chats about his passion for cars, the Pono music player and protecting the environment.
10/14/2014
05:31

Say Yes to Rick Scott
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A Republican ad targets female voters by comparing Florida Governor Rick Scott to the perfect wedding dress.
10/14/2014
04:56

Sean Hannity's Question of the Day
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Sean Hannity takes time out from covering the news to answer personal questions from viewers.
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