The Colbert Report

Patterson Affair

Season 4 E 38 • 03/19/2008

Stephen hopes Patterson had a pine tree air freshener around his neck.

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04:00

Spicy Sweet Coverage
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Stephen has learned his lesson about corporate sponsorship and announces his Pennsylvania primary coverage.
03/18/2008
02:29

Yes We Can!
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With Obama's blessing, Stephen will talk about Rev. Jeremiah Wright's sermons from now until the election.
03/18/2008
00:32

Intro - 3/18/08
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Obama gives a landmark speech on race in America. Meanwhile, McCain delivers a fiery speech to kids on his lawn.
03/18/2008
04:09

Das Booty - Hitler's Gold Pt. 2
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Stephen sends his stage manager, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, to Germany to hunt for Nazi Gold.
03/18/2008
05:03

Carole King
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Unless Stephen decides to run for president again, Carole King is supporting Hillary.
03/18/2008
02:13

Pennsylvania Primary
The Colbert ReportS4 E38

Go to DonorsChoose.org and vote for Hillary or Obama and help raise money for Pennsylvania schools!
03/19/2008
06:01

Dee Dee Myers
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Dee Dee Myers tells Stephen what would happen if women ruled the world.
03/19/2008
05:54

The Word - The Gospel of John
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Stephen thinks Obama could learn something from McCain and his new pastor friends.
03/19/2008
00:21

Intro - 3/19/08
The Colbert ReportS4 E38

The controversy over Obama's former pastor rages on, though not as much as his former pastor.
03/19/2008
03:19

Tip/Wag - Afghanistan
The Colbert ReportS4 E38

Shame on you, soldiers in Afghanistan, for arousing our president's envy!
03/19/2008
00:56

Patterson Affair
The Colbert ReportS4 E38

Cheating at the Days Inn is like going off your diet for a Tootsie Roll - at the Days Inn.
03/19/2008
02:34

Aqua Colbert
The Colbert ReportS4 E39

Thirst locally and drink globally with Stephen's new line of bottled water, Aqua Colbert.
03/20/2008
03:09

Watershift Down: Getting the Sea Monkey Off America's Aqua-Back
The Colbert ReportS4 E39

Stephen dedicates the whole show to water and pledges not to drink a single drop.
03/20/2008
06:09

Water Is Life
The Colbert ReportS4 E39

Stephen visits the American Museum of Natural History to learn more about the power of water.
03/20/2008
01:02

Setting Water on Fire
The Colbert ReportS4 E39

Stephen thinks it's great that someone has finally found a use for water.
03/20/2008
06:13

Dean Kamen
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Stephen puts inventor Dean Kamen's vapor compression distiller to the test.
03/20/2008
00:31

Intro - 3/31/08
The Colbert ReportS4

Stephen doesn't report on the crushing of dissidents in Tibet. Sorry, monks -- next time, get reincarnated in America.
03/31/2008
04:44

Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode One Revisited
The Colbert ReportS4

This is where it began - a teenage Tek Jansen stumbles into his first intergalactic adventure!
03/31/2008
01:15

Opening Day
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One hundred years and the Cubs are still sticking in there. That's all McCain is asking for in Iraq.
03/31/2008
04:51

Michael Reynolds
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Michael Reynolds builds energy-efficient homes out of a natural resource: our garbage.
03/31/2008
04:42

Eric Alterman
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Eric Alterman explains that liberalism is about truth, and truth is complicated.
03/31/2008
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