The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Beach Ploys

Season 11 • 04/06/2006

Hey dude, why don't you and me hit the beach and get ourselves some debt refinancing?

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04:40

Paint Samples
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John Hodgman believes paint samples used to describe race are more accurate and pretty.
04/05/2006
00:18

Moment of Zen - Ellis Island
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Old footage shows immigrants arriving on Ellis Island.
04/05/2006
02:08

RACE: The Afrospanicindioasianization of America
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Jon explains that any nation founded by immigrants who owned other immigrants might have some lasting problems.
04/05/2006
03:23

Race Series
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Demetri Martin shows that America is still deeply divided on how many segments The Daily Show should devote to race.
04/05/2006
01:05

Daily/Colbert - Eye Exam
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Stephen is having a little trouble with his prompter or his eyes, and he probably shouldn't drive.
04/06/2006
04:21

Josh Hartnett
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Actor Josh Hartnett talks about his new movie, "Lucky Number Slevin," in which he gets his ass kicked an awful lot.
04/06/2006
03:27

You, Your Health & You - Votive or Die
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Complications may include dizziness, loss of faith, vomiting and atheism. Ask your doctor or minister if prayer is right for you.
04/06/2006
00:17

Moment of Zen - Benny Hinn
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Reverend Benny Hinn blesses scores of believers by swinging his coat and knocking them over.
04/06/2006
02:17

Headlines - Brian Doyle
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Homeland Security official Brian Doyle's arrest for soliciting minors on the Internet is the worst blow to law enforcement since McGruff took a bite out of his own crime.
04/06/2006
04:00

Mess O'Potamia - Rice-A-Rongi
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Condoleezza Rice admits that the U.S. has made thousands of figurative tactical errors in Iraq.
04/06/2006
04:22

Beach Ploys
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All the booze helps spring breakers make lifelong commitments to credit cards and romp around on the National Guard's inflatable Iraq war simulator.
04/06/2006
00:37

Daily/Colbert - 4/16/06
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Jean Keene has done more for the bald eagle than anyone besides Stephen or his graphics department.
04/17/2006
02:14

Headlines - War Wars
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Six retired generals called for the resignation of Donald Rumsfeld.
04/17/2006
06:09

Jon Meacham
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Jon Meacham explores the religious origins of America and how the right and the left have adopted religion under false pretenses.
04/17/2006
04:56

Helms - The Eagle Has Loitered
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Would having hundreds of bald eagles walking around Homer eating cod and sh*tting on cars be a bad thing?
04/17/2006
00:21

Moment of Zen - Our National Symbol
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The American Bald Eagle stands proud, and then tears into a cod carcass.
04/17/2006
03:25

Bakkedahl - Fiasco
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Donald Rumsfeld is doing a very, very, very, very, very, very, very good job.
04/17/2006
02:30

Jowl Banging
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Exxon gives retiring CEO Lee Raymond 400 million dollars.
04/17/2006
02:09

Headlines - Easter Charade
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Gay and Lesbian parents and children are denied access to the White House Easter egg hunt.
04/18/2006
00:18

Moment of Zen - Scuba Diver Hiding Easter Eggs
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A scuba diver dressed as the Easter Bunny hides Easter eggs in underwater coral.
04/18/2006
05:38

Ryan Nerz
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Ryan Nerz talks about competitive eating and presents his book "Eat This Book."
04/18/2006
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