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Put the Cursed Monkey Paw Down

Season 6 • 06/24/2010

Stephen wants the person with the cursed monkey paw to stop making wishes about the BP oil spill.

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Whoever has the cursed monkey paw, stop wishing you could do something to help the people in the Gulf.
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