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Law and Border

Season 11 • 05/09/2006

Jason Jones looks at how the Canadians have become a greater threat than the Mexicans.

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04:15

Poll Smoking - Obesity
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Statistical Analyst Dave Gorman has found some disturbing trends in the obesity of Americans and how we perceive ourselves.
05/08/2006
02:46

Anybody's Goss
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Samantha Bee analyzes Porter Goss' departure from the CIA and blames it on him having sex with Thai hookers who inject heroin into the tip of his penis.
05/08/2006
05:42

David Remnick
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David Remnick presents his latest book, "Reporting," and talks about his difficulties getting access to the Bush administration.
05/08/2006
03:36

Scary Movie
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Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi -- the leader of Al Qaeda in Iraq -- puts out his first propaganda videotape so that the would-be jihadists can see him as all that and a bag of hummus.
05/09/2006
04:32

The War at Home
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Donald Rumsfeld knows the WMD are in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad, and to the east, west, south and north.
05/09/2006
03:30

Headlines - God #10
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Fox & Friends pores over the results of a study where children ranked God tenth out of the best things in the world, just ahead of "Bad Food."
05/09/2006
00:59

Daily/Colbert - CIA
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Stephen Colbert recounts the time he was almost killed by the CIA in a case of mistaken identity.
05/09/2006
05:08

10 F#@king Years - Happy F@!king Holidays
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The Daily Show takes a look back at its coverage of the holidays, from the highest of high holidays, Hanukah, to a foul-mouthed look at the true meaning of Christmas.
05/09/2006
00:16

Moment of Zen - Pedometer
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Donald Rumsfeld tells a Fox News interviewer how many steps he's walked for the day.
05/09/2006
05:50

Eric Shawn
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Eric Shawn describes how economic interests guide the policies of the U.N.
05/09/2006
04:28

Law and Border
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Jason Jones reports that just like the Mexicans, the Canadians are sneaking into America by the bazillions.
05/09/2006
05:12

Billy Connolly
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Bill Connolly explains why everyone hates Americans.
05/10/2006
03:46

Intro - Weather Attack Ad
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Jon is sorry for making fun of a local weather team running an attack ad on another local weather team.
05/10/2006
01:24

Daily/Colbert - Scottish Accent
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Stephen Colbert does Richard Nixon and Cary Grant in a Scottish accent.
05/10/2006
03:55

Back in Black - Fake TV News
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Lewis Black explains how watching pre-packaged pseudo-news means missing out on actual investigative reporting.
05/10/2006
03:48

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Letter
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Rob Corddry says America should make copies of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's letter and send it to twenty other world leaders.
05/10/2006
01:59

Headlines - Going Postal
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President Bush receives a letter from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad railing against the United States and claiming democracy has failed worldwide.
05/10/2006
00:15

Moment of Zen - Robin Roberts
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Anchor Robin Roberts finds out what it's like to be an 85 year-old woman.
05/10/2006
02:47

Headlines - Rights Guard
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The United Nations names China, Cuba and Saudi Arabia to its newly established Human Rights Council.
05/11/2006
01:49

Headlines - Cell Phone Scuffle
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Sunni members of the Iraqi Parliament stage a walkout when a delegate's cell phone rings with a Shiite religious chant ringtone.
05/11/2006
05:43

Honey I Shrunk the KISS
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Jason Jones tries to end a long-standing feud between two dwarf KISS tribute bands
05/11/2006
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