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Season 9 • 08/07/2013

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05:17

Broadcast Networks Want More Indecency
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Four broadcast networks horn in on basic cable's turf, so Hugh Laurie and Stephen take a stand.
08/05/2013
05:51

Hugh Laurie
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Actor Hugh Laurie talks about the blues, his drama series "House" and the greatest bond between England and America.
08/05/2013
06:13

Sport Report - A-Rod's Drug Scandal & Combat Juggling
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Alex Rodriguez is allegedly connected to alleged doping operations at an alleged anti-aging clinic, and combat juggling is the summer's hottest sport.
08/05/2013
06:05

StePhest Colbchella '013 - Special Guest Stephen Colbert!
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Since Daft Punk is going to make a surprise appearance at the MTV Video Music Awards, the French electro-pop megastars have to cancel on Stephen.
08/06/2013
01:58

StePhest Colbchella '013 - The Song of the Summer of the Century
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Stephen's anti-establishment, convention-destroying rock and roll ethos is brought to you by Hyundai.
08/06/2013
06:01

Ashton Kutcher
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"Jobs" star Ashton Kutcher talks about Steve Jobs' innovative mind, brutal honesty and personal history.
08/07/2013
04:35

Fast-Food Workers Strike - Mary Kay Henry
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SEIU President Mary Kay Henry explains the economic benefits of turning fast-food jobs into good, middle-class jobs.
08/07/2013
02:59

Rich White Guys Agreeing with Each Other Alert - Neil Cavuto
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Fast-food employees want their wages doubled, while Fox News anchor Neil Cavuto shares his inspiring story of upward mobility.
08/07/2013
03:35

SEC vs. Fabulous Fab
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Sleuths at the SEC prove mid-level Goldman Sachs trader Fabrice Tourre misled his investors during the global financial crisis.
08/07/2013
03:39

StePhest Colbchella '013 - Disco Decepticons
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The indie music site Pitchfork questions Stephen's honesty about Daft Punk being a no-show.
08/07/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen signs off with a kiss.
08/07/2013
01:51

Hollywood Heroes
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John Malkovich saves an old man's life, and Kate Winslet pulls Richard Branson's mom out of a fire.
08/08/2013
05:11

Hollywood Heroes - Matt Damon
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Matt Damon happens upon Stephen in the break room and chats about his futuristic film, "Elysium."
08/08/2013
00:07

Sign Off - "Fifty Shades of Grey"
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Stephen reads a great American novel.
08/08/2013
02:54

Ganjay Supta
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CNN's Dr. Sanjay Gupta changes his opinion on pot legalization.
08/08/2013
05:43

Colum McCann
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"TransAtlantic" author Colum McCann talks about the great Irish novel, St. Patrick's Day and his cross-country bike ride.
08/08/2013
07:13

Better Know a District - New Jersey's 12th - Rush Holt
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New Jersey Congressman and Jeopardy winner Rush Holt discusses the importance of science education, excluding astrology.
08/12/2013
02:55

Innocent Tourist Mistake
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An American tourist snaps the finger off a 600-year-old Italian statue while trying to compare hand size.
08/12/2013
02:06

Better Know a District - New Jersey's 12th
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New Jersey's 12th congressional district is home to Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, meaning that Clarence Thomas insists he's from there, too.
08/12/2013
03:08

Badonkadonk Journalism
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The Today Show gives Flo Rida a forum for discussing his love of big, juicy butts.
08/12/2013
05:22

Sheldon Whitehouse
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Senator Sheldon Whitehouse shares his book, "On Virtues: Quotations and Insights to Live a Full, Honorable, and Truly American Life."
08/12/2013
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