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John McCain's Theme Song

Season 4 • 09/23/2008

There are some public domain songs John McCain could use as his campaign theme.

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The Word - OhMyGodSocietyIsCollapsing...
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Intro - 9/23/08
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09/23/2008
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Stephen Loses to Don Rickles
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Peter Grosz Insults
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04:04

Jackson Browne
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Jackson Browne explains why he's suing John McCain for using his song in an Obama attack ad.
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John McCain's Theme Song
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If Jackson Browne didn't want John McCain to use his song, then why did he write it about Barack Obama?
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Stephen suspends his show until the financial crisis is averted.
09/24/2008
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Joe Nocera
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