The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

John Kerry - Part 1

Season 9 • 08/24/2004

The reason John Kerry is running for president: to stomp out turf, trees and boxes.

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01:01

John Kerry And A Free Bike
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Audience disbelief not withstanding, John Kerry will be on the show tomorrow night.
08/23/2004
06:57

Robert Smith
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Robert Smith speaks with Jon about a society that knocks people off the fake pedestals we set them on in the first place.
08/23/2004
02:28

Felonious Munch
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Onc of the world's most famous paintings to ever hang above the couch in your dorm was stolen.
08/23/2004
00:10

Moment of Zen - The Swift Boat Scream
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When the chips were down you could not count on John Kerry
08/23/2004
05:06

Sixties Flashback Edition
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The Swift Boat Veterans for Truth go after Senator John Kerry's war record and credibility.
08/23/2004
04:44

Tanks A Lot
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Though oil prices have reached record highs, one unscrupulous gas station owner is lowering his prices.
08/24/2004
03:05

John Kerry - Part 2
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John Kerry is amazed by the amount of introductions he receives in the men's room.
08/24/2004
01:56

National Intelligence Director
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No turfs, agencies or boxes were taken into account when creating the position of National Intelligence Director.
08/24/2004
00:07

Moment of Zen - Big Beef
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The victimized owner of a shut down Getty station holding a jar of Big Beef & Cheese Stick.
08/24/2004
01:11

Meet the Press
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Being considered a "news show" is either a sad commentary on the state of news shows, or on the state of comedy.
08/24/2004
08:24

John Kerry - Part 1
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Under Bush, America lost jobs and healthcare, and has gone backwards on the environment, but can John Kerry prove he was in Cambodia on Christmas Eve??
08/24/2004
03:28

Back in Black - Republicans in New York
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Past and present fake Republican Jewish mayors make promotional videos for visiting delegates. Lewis Black counters with one of his own.
08/25/2004
01:53

The Republican Guard
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New York City steps up its security for the upcoming Republican National Convention and denies protestors Central Park.
08/25/2004
00:11

Moment of Zen - Chicklets
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Ed Koch tells one of the many great stories Republicans should know about New York.
08/25/2004
07:40

Ed Gillespie
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Jon wants to know why exactly the Republicans chose the gayest, Jewiest town in the world to host the Republican National Convention.
08/25/2004
02:45

False Advertising
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A CNN exclusive details how John Kerry was not a guest on The Daily Show the night before.
08/25/2004
03:51

Political Movement
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Robert Antidormi is doing exactly what Gandhi would have done had he been eating.
08/25/2004
00:52

Indecision 2004 - Pillsbury Fresh
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Cream filled, Pillsbury fresh white people descend on Madison Square Garden as the Republican National Convention starts today.
08/31/2004
03:57

Indecision 2004 - A Republican Kind of Town
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Stephen Colbert interviews a wide array of New Yorkers to see why New York is actually the perfect place for the RNC.
08/31/2004
00:45

Moment of Zen - Mic Test
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Dick Cheney recites the Gettysburg Address to test a microphone at work.
08/31/2004
04:03

Indecision 2004 - Seriously... September 11th
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The most conservative Republican platform in years opens its convention with showtunes and then turns immediately to September 11th.
08/31/2004
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