The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Candidate Questionnaire

Season 4 • 03/02/2000

Presidential candidates try to appear human to voters.

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00:56

Intro - Happy Sweeps
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Sweeps week isn't over -- Led Zeppelin is here!
03/01/2000
02:00

Back in Black
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Lewis Black teaches how animals get better medical treatment for than people, and he shows you how not to pack your vegetables.
03/01/2000
00:18

Moment of Zen - Cody's Love Seat
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Mom tucks Cody in and then makes herself very comfortable.
03/01/2000
04:51

The Golf War
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Powder puff bombs are dropped on a golf course in Arizona by the United States Air Force.
03/01/2000
00:15

Moment of Zen - Bush on Letterman
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Governor George W. Bush appears on the Late Show with David Letterman, laughs.
03/02/2000
04:38

Indecision 2000 - Bush Appears on Letterman
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George W. Bush's appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman was a not a great one.
03/02/2000
01:50

Other News - Nothing to Loos
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British Toilet Association says that England is experiencing a public toilet shortage.
03/02/2000
00:32

Intro - Environmentalism
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Jon realizes that The Daily Show doesn't conserve paper.
03/02/2000
03:40

The Deer Hunted
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Taxidermist and deer victim Tim Knight may have fell off of the stupid truck, but it didn't happen today.
03/02/2000
05:14

Ellen DeGeneres
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Ellen DeGeneres is the leader of all lesbians.
03/02/2000
02:24

Candidate Questionnaire
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Candidates make themselves more accessible to voters by answering revealing questions and sharing their favorite junk foods.
03/02/2000
02:35

A Quick Word of Advice - Drudge Report
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Matt Drudge gets scooped on a story about his own gay sexual antics.
03/07/2000
01:31

Other News - Inspecting Gadget
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Playstation 2 was whisked off shelves by eager fans, most of whom hadn't had human contact since 1994's release of Playstation 1.
03/07/2000
05:03

Indecision 2000 - Cootie Scandal
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Correspondent Vance DeGeneres visits George W. Bush's hometown of Midland, Texas and uncovers a cootie scandal.
03/07/2000
02:37

Headlines - Earning Sensation
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Forbes Magazine lists 100 richest celebrities, 3D shot of George Lucas in banana hammock deemed editorial blunder.
03/07/2000
04:11

Neil Patrick Harris
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Neil Patrick Harris is going to try out a new name... Neil Shark Harris.
03/07/2000
00:13

Moment of Zen - Carnaval
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Two Brazilian men biting on a baby crocodile at Carnaval.
03/07/2000
00:40

Recap - Forbes, Pong, Boobies
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Jon Stewart previews tomorrow's show, involving Correspondent Nancy Walls' terrifying night behind bars.
03/07/2000
01:54

Headlines - They're Rio
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Rio de Janeiro holds Carnaval, a modest parade that encourages citizens to take a few moments from their hectic schedules for some peaceful reflection.
03/07/2000
01:29

Other News - Tattle of Britain
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British Prime Minister Tony Blair attempts to block excerpts of a tell-all book from publication.
03/07/2000
02:19

Caged - Behind Locked Doors
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Not to be outdone by CNN, Nancy Walls spends five nights in a dog kennel.
03/07/2000
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