The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Atrophy

Season 5 • 01/23/2001

Jon Stewart runs down the list of last night's winners at the Golden Globe Awards.

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05:52

Bill O'Reilly
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On the "The O'Reilly Factor," no one is allowed to spin, lie, equivocate, delay or fog anything, and that's why no one ever comes on.
01/22/2001
03:02

Inauguration 2001 - One True God
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Jesus Christ passes through the confirmation process, becoming America's one true god.
01/22/2001
00:12

Moment of Zen - Bon Bon
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President Bush shakes it with Ricky Martin on stage.
01/22/2001
00:46

Recap - 1/23/01
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Jon Stewart wraps up by warning kids to be kind to goats, while Stephen Colbert visits the White House and is jumped by the Secret Service.
01/23/2001
05:00

Matthew McConaughey Pt. 1
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Jon Stewart shows the pt. 1 of his interview with Matthew McConaughey in which they discuss "getting ready" and emus.
01/23/2001
01:00

Intro - Save the Last Dance
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Jon Stewart shows off the new dance move he learned from the movie "Save the Last Dance."
01/23/2001
04:29

Matthew McConaughey Pt. 2
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Matthew McConaughey tells and acts out a nasty story about goat sex.
01/23/2001
00:22

Moment of Zen - A Woman's Right to Choose
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A woman complains about President George W. Bush taking away "a woman's right to choose."
01/23/2001
02:17

Plight of the Iguana
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Jon Stewart reports on a large oil spill near the Galapagos Islands, which endangers his favorite species: boobies.
01/23/2001
01:30

Ground Zero
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Steve Carell relates a water cooler incident between two life insurance workers arguing about last night's Golden Globe winners, "Gladiator" and "Erin Brockovich."
01/23/2001
04:59

Headlines - Atrophy
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Jon Stewart runs down the list of women who won awards at the Golden Globes, while Mo Rocca announces that Sela Ward has won the award for "best acceptance speech."
01/23/2001
04:29

Terry Bradshaw
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Terry Bradshaw and Stephen Colbert talk about Terry's new television show and trade impressions of bad Southern doctors.
01/24/2001
03:10

At the White House
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Covering the White House, Stephen Colbert cuts through the fog of information and facts and gets to the real story. The story is that Stephen Colbert is at the White House.
01/24/2001
03:05

Back In Black - George W. Bush's Inauguration
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Ricky Martin acts at the fool at George W. Bush's inauguration.
01/24/2001
01:10

Other News - Miseducation of Capitol Hill
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President George W. Bush proposes a multi-million dollar education plan and calls for students to be tested not on what they know but who they know.
01/24/2001
01:32

Cat and Mouse Game
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The officials chasing the Texas fugitives could've let them go, but then they'd have to let them all go.
01/24/2001
01:33

Pre-Moistened Wipes Pt. 1
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Cottonelle's new patented dispenser blends into any decor; your friends will hardly even know it's there.
01/24/2001
01:07

Pre-Moistened Wipes Pt. 2
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Steve Carell commends the creators of Cottonelle's pre-moistened wipes for taking an act that used to be a chore and making it a whole lot of moist fun.
01/24/2001
00:20

Moment of Zen - Colbert loves Helen Thomas
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Stephen Colbert and White House press corps member Helen Thomas are in love.
01/24/2001
03:48

Headlines - Unfree At Last
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There must be something about a prison system so bad that prisoners would want to escape it.
01/24/2001
02:28

Super Domestic Violence Catalyst
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Super Bowl XXXV has brought about several dramatic story lines, none of which have anything to do with football.
01/25/2001
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