The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Beat The Press

Season 10 • 06/21/2005

President Bush insists that he thinks about the war he started every single day.

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04:04

Headlines - Get Smarter
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The FBI and CIA are less on top of their game than one would hope. High-ranked agents don't know too much about Islam in general but do know a bit about organic gardening.
06/20/2005
05:56

Ringo Starr
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Ringo Starr talks about his new record, guest musicians, love, and the level of b.s. in the recording industry.
06/20/2005
02:45

The Hunt for bin Laden
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It has been implied that CIA Director Porter Goss may know more about organic gardening than bin Laden's whereabouts. Ed Helms assures us that this is not the case.
06/20/2005
00:12

Moment of Zen - Into the Water
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A giant glacier crumbles and falls into the water set to the sounds of silly music.
06/20/2005
04:41

Gotta Go
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America's tourism industry is declining, and security procedure is a major cause. Travelers are apparently not that into having their asses checked for computer chips.
06/20/2005
01:19

Intro - Tomkat
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Tonight's show will feature Ringo Starr and the ongoing, beautifully intense story of Tom Cruisee and Katie Holmes.
06/20/2005
00:15

Moment Of Zen - Every Single Day
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President Bush makes it a point to let press corps know that he thinks about the war in Iraq every day.
06/21/2005
03:40

Headlines - Best Leak Ever
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Bush and Blair take turns denying the contents of a Downing street memo while Democrats are forced to the basement.
06/21/2005
05:51

Dwight Yoakam
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Dwight Yoakam fights through tangents to explain how The Monkees and Beatles crossed paths while Jon finds time to promote Yoakam's album
06/21/2005
03:42

Back In Black - Book Deals
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Lewis Black goes through the book deals given to runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks, courthouse shooter survivor Ashley Smith, and Deep Throat.
06/21/2005
05:38

Headlines - Beat The Press
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A reporter ruins the President's lunch by bringing up the "I" word, which the president thinks about every single day.
06/21/2005
06:48

Bill Moyers
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Journalist Bill Moyers talks about the government's attempts to discredit public broadcasting.
06/22/2005
01:14

Great Moments in Punditry - Terry Schiavo
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Pat Buchanan compares the way Terry Schiavo is dying to the victims of the Holocaust.
06/22/2005
02:11

Headlines - It's Shackles Day!
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Your loud continuous drumbeat of misinformation with Neil Cavuto to premier on Fox News.
06/22/2005
05:12

Raging Bully
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Kids today sure are pussies, and we live in a nation that rewards bullies at every turn.
06/22/2005
03:19

The Long War on Christianity
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Jon Stewart prays that one day we can live in an America where Christians can worship freely in broad daylight.
06/22/2005
00:14

Moment of Zen - You Smell
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Jack is not trying to be funny. Jack is trying to hurt Judy's feelings.
06/22/2005
04:36

Howard Dean Pt. 1
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The Democratic message is love thy neighbor as thyself and you don't get to choose your neighbor.
06/23/2005
04:09

Howard Dean Pt. 2
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Howard Dean invites Jon to be the shadow minister of the Secretary of State.
06/23/2005
00:13

Moment of Zen - Symbol v. Freedom
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Democratic representative speaks out against using the American flag as a political prop.
06/23/2005
04:31

Headlines - Flame Retarded
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September 11th references are like Lay's potato chips: no Congress can make just one.
06/23/2005
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