The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Donald Pellview

Season 7 • 01/20/2011

Stephen says a special thank you to his understudy, Donald Pellview.

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04:07

Shout Out - Preston Pysh
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Preston Pysh receives the single highest honor a member of the military can receive from a civilian: the Colbert Bump of Honor.
01/19/2011
05:46

Tip/Wag - Four Loko & Horoscopes
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Four Loko finds a new way to make money off their liver-destroying gutter swill, and horoscopes are off by one month.
01/19/2011
04:47

Ron Reagan
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Ron Reagan helps Stephen remember that his father raised taxes and provided amnesty to illegal immigrants.
01/19/2011
00:31

Intro - 1/19/11
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Stephen wants someone to open his present from Afghanistan and asks Ron Reagan about which president he wrote his memoir.
01/19/2011
00:54

Sign Off - I Eat America (And So Can You!) Recall
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Stephen announces a recall of "I Eat America (And So Can You!)" due to a production error beyond his control.
01/19/2011
04:20

Black-Tie Dinner for Hu Jintao
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President Obama's black-tie dinner for Hu Jintao should have been a sweatpants potluck with box wine and a sleeve of Oreos.
01/19/2011
03:42

50th Anniversary of JFK's Inaugural Address
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On the 50th anniversary of John F. Kennedy's "Ask Not" inaugural address, the all-American pundit panel tears Camelot a new hole.
01/20/2011
05:24

State Budget Shortfalls - Christine Todd Whitman
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Christine Todd Whitman explains what services she would cut first if she were the governor of one of the 46 states facing budget deficits.
01/20/2011
06:30

Chris Matthews
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Chris Matthews remembers John F. Kennedy as a war hero who was the first president to stand up for civil rights.
01/20/2011
04:01

Rush Limbaugh Speaks Chinese
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Stephen is deeply offended by Rush Limbaugh's cheap, insensitive rip-off of his only character, Ching Chong Ding Dong.
01/20/2011
00:21

Sign Off - Donald Pellview
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Stephen thanks his understudy, Donald Pellview, for filling in for him tonight.
01/20/2011
00:33

Intro - 1/24/11
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House Republicans repeal health care to create new jobs, and Stephen won't let Charlie Rose talks until he gets a free tote bag.
01/24/2011
00:45

Sign Off - Keith Olbermug
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Stephen puts Keith Olbermug inside Bill O'Reilly's microwave oven so they can fight it out.
01/24/2011
05:41

Stephen Rejects Keith Olbermann's Power
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Keith Olbermann's essence is deflected into a coffee cup after Stephen's body rejects his power like a pompous kidney.
01/24/2011
05:59

Charlie Rose
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Charlie Rose admits that he rarely sits down for interviews himself because he has nothing to say.
01/24/2011
03:31

Art Stephen Up Challenge - Banksy
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Stephen announces the secret identity of Banksy, admits to posing nude in college and reveals another portrait above his mantel.
01/24/2011
04:00

The Word - Coverage of Denial
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The House Republicans' vote to repeal Obamacare is a symbolic gesture, but they don't let reality push them around.
01/24/2011
04:26

Nazi-ometer
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For anyone else who wants to demonize a political opponent, Stephen has a chart of Nazis in descending order of Naziness.
01/25/2011
03:21

The "Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother" Controversy
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Amy Chua points out where Western mothers have it all wrong in "Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother."
01/25/2011
00:26

Sign Off - Stephen Welcomes Cody Price
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Stephen delivers a special message to the newest member of the Colbert Nation, Cody Price.
01/25/2011
05:03

ThreatDown - Radical Muslim Snacks, Flying Robot Drones & Coked Up Vacuums
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Sharia law creeps into America, flying robots build dorm room shelves, and a woman finds crystal meth hidden in her vacuum cleaner.
01/25/2011
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