The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

With His Swift in His Quiver

Season 4 • 01/05/2000

Merry men the world over may rejoice and wave the banner of the buggering bandit of Sherwood Forest.

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00:48

Happy New Year
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Jon Stewart offers secret recipe for getting urine soaked confetti out of your hair.
01/04/2000
02:17

Public Excess - Green Mountain Hot Shots
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If you want to see public access' Green Mountain Hot Shots band live, visiting hours are between 2 and 6.
01/04/2000
04:28

Headlines - 2000
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The first Y2K test in New Zealand passed, and then they went back to being Australia's personal Canada.
01/04/2000
04:55

Robbie Williams
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Robbie Williams' trippy jetlag makes him feel like he's on some show in America and Jon's there and everything.
01/05/2000
00:36

Recap - 1/5/00
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Jon recaps tonight's top stories on Jane Fonda and Ted Turner's separation, Alan Greenspan's re-nomination and Elizabeth Dole's endorsement of George W. Bush.
01/05/2000
00:14

Moment of Zen - Marathon Kissing
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A Taiwanese couple makes out for an eight hour french kissing marathon.
01/05/2000
01:23

Headlines - Without a Klute
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Like so many other couples, media mogul Ted Turner and actress Jane Fonda issued their press release announcing their separation from their own broadcasting headquarters.
01/05/2000
01:46

Other News - The Grateful Fed
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This will be 73-year-old Alan Greenspan's fourth go-round as Federal Reserve chairman, and from the looks of it, he's good for at least another negative two.
01/05/2000
02:32

Back in Black - New Year News
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This year's New Year celebrations included monkeys riding dogs, marathon french kissing, record-breaking domino toppling and parading Mummers.
01/05/2000
02:31

Headlines - Back Scratch Fever
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Vice President Al Gore and Governor George W. Bush receive key political endorsements from Senator Ted Kennedy and Elizabeth Dole, respectively.
01/05/2000
05:07

With His Swift in His Quiver
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A Cambridge professor labels Robin Hood a homosexual: a queen, poofter, chutney ferret, Renaissance manhandler, cheek thief, monkey butter maniac, marmalade hammer....
01/05/2000
01:35

This Just In - Entrapment
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Michael Douglas is going to make Catherine Zeta-Jones a respectable woman.
01/06/2000
02:34

bETh - Puffy Arrested
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Puff Daddy is charged with criminal possession of a weapon; the first club shooting is always awkward.
01/06/2000
00:13

Moment of Zen - Hairball
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Steve Carell helps Bill Black with his giant hairball.
01/06/2000
04:35

Richard Belzer
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Richard Belzer is running out of conspiracy theories.
01/06/2000
00:53

Recap - 1/6/00
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Elian Gonzalez to return to Cuba.
01/06/2000
04:26

Clip 'N' Save
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Texan barber Bill Black uses hair to grow plants.
01/06/2000
01:03

Other News - Taking it in the Cash
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Victims of the Attica prison riot win an $8 million settlement; now they have money to burn.
01/06/2000
04:02

Headlines - Elian Nation
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Six-year-old Elian Gonzalez is being returned to his father Juan in Cuba.
01/06/2000
00:12

Moment of Zen - Lap Dance from Six Feet
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Vance DeGeneres receives a legal lap dance in Tampa, FL, from an exotic dancer at a distance of over six feet.
01/10/2000
01:35

Headlines - The Crosby Kids
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Melissa Etheridge chose David Crosby to be the father of her children because "he's musical."
01/10/2000
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