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Headlines - Teutonic Plague

Season 8 • 08/07/2003

Arnold Schwarzenegger will be one of hundreds of candidates on the gubernatorial ballot.

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05:29

Gaywatch - A Taste of Schism
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Episcopalian priest Gene Robinson is elected Bishop, causing a schism within the church and the nation.
08/06/2003
02:14

Mark Your Calendar - August
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In "Mark Your Calendar," Ed Helms lists the obscure holidays of August.
08/06/2003
00:20

Moment of Zen - President George W. Bush - Speck in Neighbor's Eye
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President George W. Bush is questioned about his moral views on homosexuality.
08/06/2003
04:10

Gaysplosion
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Human Sexuality Correspondent Stephen Colbert investigates the recent gaysplosion, and ultimately explains it all away as a fad.
08/06/2003
00:13

Moment of Zen - Pump Up Sacramento
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Arnold Schwarzenegger tells Jay Leno he will pump up Sacramento.
08/07/2003
01:19

The Others
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Gary Coleman enters the race for governor, mostly to keep this thing from becoming a freak show.
08/07/2003
06:19

Tracey Ullman
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Tracey Ullman accidentally flashes the audience while imitating Kim Cattrall.
08/07/2003
00:23

Preview - Week of 8/11/03
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Next week Rob Corddry cheers as three of President Bush's cabinet secretaries take a bus tour of the Midwest.
08/07/2003
03:38

Arnold Announces
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Rob Corddry believes it's about time they lowered the bar to run for California governor.
08/07/2003
04:08

Using My Religion
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Ed Helms reports that the Church of Universal Love and Music remains confident in the face of its persecutors.
08/07/2003
03:52

Headlines - Teutonic Plague
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Arnold Schwarzenegger shocks the political world with his announcement on "The Tonight Show."
08/07/2003
04:32

Headlines - Charles Not in Charge
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After months of pressure, Liberian dictator Charles Taylor has stepped down as president.
08/11/2003
00:14

Moment of Zen - Charles Taylor
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Charles Taylor speaks to the press about his resignation as president of Liberia.
08/11/2003
04:46

Jobs and Growth Tour
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You can keep your Ozzfest and your Lollapalooza. The hottest tour this summer is the Jobs and Growth Tour 2003, starring the monsters of government.
08/11/2003
05:33

Samuel L. Jackson
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Samuel L. Jackson had knee surgery years ago, after he got dragged by the A train.
08/11/2003
01:13

Intro - Ass Hair
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Static electricity caused by thunderstorms makes the hair on Jon's ass sit up.
08/11/2003
02:22

Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Holistic Medicine
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With a little water, soil, sunlight and TLC, you too can grow your own holistic healing garden.
08/11/2003
02:25

Blimps Up, Foes Down
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Nothing like watching a marvel of early 20th century technology pursue a marvel of late 19th century technology, to inspire confidence in homeland defense.
08/12/2003
05:09

Kim Cattrall
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Kim Cattrall is going on a cruise with her family and her suite contains a butler and a garden.
08/12/2003
00:59

We Didn't Start The Fire
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You know it's bad when they're dropping the red sh@#.
08/12/2003
02:29

Jonscope
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Too many phrases are already taken and thus off-limits for Jon Stewart to express how he really feels.
08/12/2003
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