The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Afghanistandecision '09 - Election Day

Season 14 • 08/20/2009

America brings Afghanistan democracy on a silver platter, and they don't even show up to vote.

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Moment of Zen - Government Option
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Intro - Pull the Plug
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Afghanistandecision '09 - Election Day
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Voter turnout in the Afghan election is low due to Taliban threats to cut off fingers with ink on them.
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