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Mark Your Calendar - April

Season 7 • 04/01/2003

April Fool's Day is a day for disc jockeys to announce the death of someone who is really alive.

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03:10

Chris Rock Pt. 2
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Chris Rock doesn't want his daughter to become a stripper, but her name's not helping.
03/31/2003
03:37

Networks of the Battle Stars
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Veteran war correspondent Peter Arnett is fired because of comments he made during an interview on Iraqi State Television.
03/31/2003
03:53

Give War a Chance
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Ed Helms wants to find a way to combat the celebrity menace on the war in Iraq.
03/31/2003
00:18

Moment of Zen - Operation Iraqi Freedom
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Fox News broadcasts footage of U.S. missiles attacking Iraq backed with classical music.
03/31/2003
02:53

Rumsfeld's Threat
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The war in Iraq isn't going well, so Donald Rumsfeld holds a press conference to take on Iran and Syria.
03/31/2003
00:09

Moment of Zen - Happy To See Me
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On Fox News, Geraldo Rivera asks troops in Iraq if they're happy to see him.
04/01/2003
03:07

Networks of the Battle Stars - Quality Journalism Wins Out
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The entire Iraqi army is glued to Fox News and Geraldo Rivera's reports of his unit's locations and movements.
04/01/2003
07:05

Anthony Swofford
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Anthony Swofford feels that the difference between the current Iraq conflict and the Persian Gulf War is the civilian factor.
04/01/2003
02:41

Cry Me a Rivera
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Correspondent Stephen Colbert was both shocked and awed when Geraldo Rivera stuck his head up his own ass.
04/01/2003
02:49

Intro - What a War Wants
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A movie production company removed Amanda Bynes giving the peace sign on a movie poster, so now she can go back to being just an overly sexualized 14-year-old.
04/01/2003
02:30

Mark Your Calendar - April
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Celebrate Feng Shui Awareness Day by improving your chi and make peace with your father by moving your couch.
04/01/2003
04:52

Corddry - Hard Core
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After watching "The Core," Rob Corddry tries to find out if the Earth's core could really stop spinning.
04/02/2003
05:52

Kelly Preston
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Kelly Preston talks about her new film, "What a Girl Wants," and flying around the world with John Travolta.
04/02/2003
01:15

Headlines - Feelin' on Yo Duty
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R. Kelly wants to support the troops in their cheek-spanking and meat-pounding.
04/02/2003
01:13

Intro - Jessica Lynch
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Jon wonders if it was necessary to interview Jessica Lynch's kindergarten teacher on "Good Morning America."
04/02/2003
02:22

Black - Back in Black - Support Our Troops
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Lewis Black profiles the American companies cashing in on supporting our troops.
04/02/2003
02:21

Headlines - Like Aversion
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Madonna pulls a controversial music video, "American Life," from her website for fear of offending the troops.
04/02/2003
00:16

Preview - 4/3/03
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Jon previews tomorrow night's show and plugs "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn."
04/02/2003
00:10

Moment of Zen - Rock It
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A military rock band plays and a soldier dances.
04/02/2003
03:56

Digital Watch - Text Messaging
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Ed Helms investigates the convenience of the newest handmaiden of progress.
04/03/2003
04:46

Colin Farrell
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Colin Farrell discusses penis size, foreskins and the Irish Curse.
04/03/2003
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