The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Defensive Secretary

Season 8 • 10/23/2003

The situation in Iraq involves a lot of sloggery.

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02:49

The Kobe Trial
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Outside of the Kobe Bryant trial, a media circus has already pitched its tent even though the trial has yet to begin.
10/22/2003
00:29

Van Buren Anecdotes
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Jon speculates on what college kids may have just gotten out of the Walter Isaacson interview.
10/22/2003
07:08

Walter Isaacson
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Walter Isaacson talks about the Founding Fathers and how easy it was to invent something in the 18th century.
10/22/2003
01:37

Liza Beat Me
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There is no conceivable amount of money in the world that could possibly be worth telling the world you were beaten up by Liza Minnelli.
10/22/2003
00:59

Headlines - Witless For The Defense
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John Allen Muhammad attempted to defend himself and then changed his mind.
10/22/2003
04:57

Anthony Hopkins
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Anthony Hopkins' wife thinks he should believe more in himself.
10/23/2003
00:35

Moment of Zen - Floats
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A float of Australian Prime Minister John Howard kisses the butt of a George W. Bush float.
10/23/2003
04:58

The President in Asia - Lost In Translation
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George W. Bush deals with a heckler in the Australian Parliament by not giving him pie.
10/23/2003
03:07

No Hard Ceilings
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It is suspicious that in a country of 25 million living people, the news would focus on 10 dead from a car bomb.
10/23/2003
03:35

All-Star Salute to Getting Hit in the Nuts
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When the brain sees someone else get hit in the nuts, it activates the hitnutculus, which advertisers know is connected to the consumptus majorus or the buying center.
10/23/2003
01:28

Defensive Secretary
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Donald Rumsfeld forgets that he wrote a harsh report of America's anti-terrorism policy.
10/23/2003
02:18

Mess O'Potamia - Iraqi War Irony 2712
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This is absolutely the last time Paul Wolfowitz will stay at the Al Rasheed Hotel.
10/27/2003
01:42

Supermarket Sweep
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The INS cracks down on illegal immigrants working at Wal-Mart but lets them mop up one last time.
10/27/2003
00:39

Intro - Omaha, Nebraska
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Omaha is in Nebraska, not Canada.
10/27/2003
06:07

Ted Danson
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Ted Danson's post-"Becker" career will not include dinner theater.
10/27/2003
01:01

Mess O'Potamia - 14th of July Bridge
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The 14th of July Bridge is reopened in Iraq, celebrated with American military music.
10/27/2003
02:51

Wal-Mart Under Fire
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With Mal-Mart coming under scrutiny, our children may never know the joys of strolling down Main Aisle.
10/27/2003
00:09

Moment of Zen - Prime Minister of Large Country
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The Prime Minister of Malaysia slams the Jews.
10/27/2003
03:51

This Week in God - Liberal Is Queer
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Not only is "liberal" a dirty word in politics, it's now become a religious euphemism for "queer."
10/27/2003
03:47

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - John Kerry's Video
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Name dropping, old name dropping, vague desperation, seduction, nausea, and utter nonsense dominate the Congressional Black Caucus in Detroit.
10/28/2003
02:30

Digital Watch - Politics
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The Internet has done wonders for the gambling and pornography industries, and now it's setting its sights on politics.
10/28/2003
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