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Cruisin' For Chicks

Season 10 • 11/17/2005

Tom Cruise purportedly used a casting call to land his wife Katie Holmes.

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05:09

From Rags to Riches
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Newark City Council immediately accepts a local publisher's offer to write positive community stories for $100,000.
11/16/2005
00:47

Daily/Colbert - Let's Lick Lupus
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Jon was missed at the third annual Stephen Colbert's Let's Lick Lupus Celebrity-Journalist Polo Tournament.
11/16/2005
03:23

Headlines - Moments of Zen
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President Bush is so good at delivering his talking points on the Iraq war, he made a motherf**kin' haiku while speaking in Japan.
11/16/2005
00:14

Moment of Zen - Bill Frist
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Senator Bill Frist says "cut and run" many times.
11/17/2005
00:25

Where's the Party?
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P. Diddy's White Party can't compare to Tone-Loc's ultra-exclusive mauve party.
11/17/2005
03:57

Oil Executives - Get Rich or Try Lying Pt.2
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Jon Stewart continues to explore dishonesty in politics by commenting on footage of Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney giving it their all.
11/17/2005
01:16

Oil Executives - Get Rich or Try Lying Pt. 1
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Oil executives testify about pricing policies and blatantly lie to the Senate about attending Dick Cheney's Energy Task Force.
11/17/2005
06:26

Richard A. Clarke
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Richard Clarke discusses the plot of his novel "The Scorpion's Gate" and the Bush administration's decision to go to war.
11/17/2005
02:58

Mess O'Potamia - Weakened Update - What's Happening Now?
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The Senate requests quarterly reports on the Iraq War and Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld suggests that war is a "serious" and "dangerous" thing.
11/17/2005
01:00

Daily/Colbert - Thanksgiving
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Stephen Colbert invites Jon Stewart over for Thanksgiving, but Jon has to go to his in-laws' house.
11/17/2005
04:33

Cruisin' For Chicks
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Dan Bakkedahl investigates the urban legend that Tom Cruise used a casting call to land new wife Katie Holmes.
11/17/2005
02:15

Intro - Shared Birthday
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Jon shares that today is his and Anna Nicole Smith's birthday, meaning he shares a horoscope with her, and a connection with Jesus.
11/28/2005
00:44

Daily/Colbert - 55th Thanksgiving
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Stephen details his Thanksgiving vacation, where his family dressed as Indians and viruses in a convincing reenactment of the 55th Thanksgiving
11/28/2005
05:05

Adrien Brody
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Actor Adrien Brody talks about his new movie "King Kong," directed by a post-apprenticeship Peter Jackson.
11/28/2005
03:02

Mess O'Potamia - Baghdad Legal
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Jon presents the details of the Saddam Hussein trial, including the judge's brutally distinguished cheek scar, and a live prank call from the dictator himself.
11/28/2005
02:08

Shopping Maul
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Jon shows footage of a Black Friday riot and relates it to other countries' mob traditions.
11/28/2005
00:10

Moment of Zen - Police Training
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Police train on proper footwork and the handling of guns and dogs as a foreign language plays in the background.
11/28/2005
03:22

OK Consumer
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Rob Corddry reports from a Wal-Mart in Tennessee and North Carolina, detailing how manic enthusiasm for Black Friday is good for the economy.
11/28/2005
03:08

Flotation Vice
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Jon recaps the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, featuring an M&M balloon crashing into a lamppost.
11/28/2005
05:10

Garden Statement
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Jason Jones reports on New Jersey's pursuit of a new state motto that will hopefully attract more tourists.
11/29/2005
00:17

Moment of Zen - President George W. Bush Rides a Bicycle with Team China
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President George W. Bush shakes hands with the national Chinese bicycle team, and then they ride off together.
11/29/2005
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