The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Intro - Stealing Candy

Season 7 • 10/01/2002

They have cameras nowadays that will record you taking things from stores.

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06:14

Bonnie Hunt
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Bonnie Hunt talks about her new show, "Life with Bonnie," and complains about Jon's sound guy.
09/30/2002
03:35

Headlines - Showdown: Iraq? - Baghdad Vacation
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Three U.S. congressmen travel to Baghdad to photo-op away the looming war.
09/30/2002
00:50

Preview - 10/1/02
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Jon previews Stephen Colbert's foray into the dark underworld of championship bridge.
09/30/2002
03:33

Helms - Fatten Up For Fall - Total Fatness
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Ed Helms advises Americans to add a layer of fat to their bodies before winter.
09/30/2002
01:55

Mark Your Calendar - October
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Diversity Awareness Month is a month to tell people of all races, genders and nationalities: "I'm aware of you, I respect you and I guess I'll catch you later."
10/01/2002
03:56

Headlines - Squirm Limits
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New Jersey Senator Robert Torricelli drops his re-election bid after the Senate Ethics Committee accuses him of accepting inappropriate gifts.
10/01/2002
00:19

Moment of Zen - Senator Robert Torricelli
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Senator Robert Torricelli speaks emotionally about his life in the Senate.
10/01/2002
05:51

Patrick Dempsey
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Patrick Dempsey talks about making out in movies, being a new dad and growing up in Maine.
10/01/2002
02:11

Prude Awakening
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Clean Flicks has added a digital corset to cover Kate Winslet's hideous, milky-white, nipple-tipped breast in "Titanic."
10/01/2002
03:25

Squirm Limits - Midterm Elections
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In one term, Senator Torricelli compiled a list of ethical violations that many in Congress have taken a lifetime to achieve.
10/01/2002
01:16

Intro - Stealing Candy
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Jon reminds the audience that it's too early to start trick-or-treating, and also too early to steal candy from stores.
10/01/2002
05:33

David Schwimmer
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David Schwimmer has so much money that he could literally whittle one piece of wood for the next forty years.
10/02/2002
01:00

Advice from Counsel
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Jon regrets his remarks about Reese Witherspoon's dark criminal past.
10/02/2002
02:36

Helms - Vulcan Death Grip
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More moderate members of the Bush Administration feel we should kill Hussein with kindness.
10/02/2002
02:53

Headlines - Excess Hollywood
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Barbra Streisand will do anything to get the Democrats the House back... anything.
10/02/2002
03:19

Jurassic Dork
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Homo erectus was named because he walked upright and not because you have a juvenile sense of humor.
10/02/2002
03:08

Showdown: Iraq? - Regime Change
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Ari Fleischer left a press conference early to attend the regime change of his great aunt who was overthrown in her sleep.
10/02/2002
00:08

Moment of Zen - One Bullet
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Ari Fleischer encourages the Iraqi people to assassinate Saddam Hussein.
10/02/2002
02:25

Headlines - Schadenfraud
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The Justice Department aims to put the bad guys in prison and take away their money.
10/03/2002
01:58

Rolling Stoned
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Randy Moss is sure the pot in his car was not his; it belonged to the guy selling him pot.
10/03/2002
04:36

Bridge Over Troubled Water
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Bridge player Disa Eythorsdottir takes her life and career into her own hands by refusing to acknowledge her drug problem.
10/03/2002
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