The Colbert Report

Intro - 12/7/06

Season 2 • 12/07/2006

Americans are dangerously uninformed about the real threat -- scallions.

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04:15

Tek Jansen - Tek the Halls
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Tek Jansen fulfills his oath to the exotic holodancer Eueaiaua to cure Quadrant 5 of the Rasalgethian plague.
12/06/2006
03:30

The Word - Words
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The word "study" in the Iraq Study Group implies that something about the war needs to be examined.
12/06/2006
06:27

John Sexton
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NYU President John Sexton thinks Stephen is contributing to a disease.
12/06/2006
03:44

Elizabeth de la Vega
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Elizabeth de la Vega, author of "United States v. George W. Bush," has the balls to defend her argument to Stephen Colbert.
12/07/2006
00:10

Sign Off - TGIT
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Stephen's work week ends on Thursday.
12/07/2006
02:59

The Word - Case Closed
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We wouldn't have known the claims in Iraq were false if we hadn't invaded and found no evidence for them.
12/07/2006
01:37

David Gregory
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NBC White House Correspondent David Gregory is out there, and it is not good to have him with the human race.
12/07/2006
06:30

Francis Collins
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Dr. Francis Collins tries to convince Stephen that evolution is God's plan for giving upgrades.
12/07/2006
02:36

Green Screen Challenge - Counter Challenge
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Stephen accepts the Decemberists counter-counter challenge and invites them to be on the show to settle this.
12/07/2006
01:05

Alpha Dog of the Week - John Bolton
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No one's more suitable than John Bolton for the United Nations ambassador position, unless his successor is a bulldozer.
12/07/2006
00:40

Intro - 12/7/06
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Stephen reports on the Iraq Study Group, names an Alpha Dog of the Week and interviews the director of the Human Genome Project, Dr. Francis Collins.
12/07/2006
04:00

Jack Kingston
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Representative Jack Kingston is brave enough to stand up to the five-day work week madness.
12/11/2006
03:19

Defending Rosie
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Stephen defends Rosie O'Donnell since he knows what it's like to be attacked by the Peking PC police.
12/11/2006
00:35

Intro - 12/11/06
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Stephen questions Congress' five-day work week, and discusses the biggest threats in this year's war on Christmas.
12/11/2006
01:16

The White Christmas Album
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Look, John Lennon, keep your hippie politics out of Stephen's Christmas carols.
12/11/2006
06:37

Peter Singer
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"The Ethics of What We Eat: Why Our Food Choices Matter" author Dr. Peter Singer tells Stephen that human beings are speciesists.
12/11/2006
00:48

Got Your Back
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Stephen doesn't have time to answer your letters, but he can send out a few confidential replies.
12/11/2006
03:36

ThreatDown - Christmas Style
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Stephen defends Christmas by announcing its five biggest threats.
12/11/2006
03:37

Better Know a District - New Members of Congress at the Kennedy School
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Nancy Pelosi thinks Stephen won't finish all 434 congressional districts, but Stephen better knows several new Congressmen when he speaks at the Kennedy School of Government.
12/12/2006
00:18

Sign Off - Post-Show Taco Bell Chalupa Chow-Down
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With another flawless show under his belt, Stephen's ready for his usual post-show Taco Bell chalupa chow-down. Mmm, chalupa meat.
12/12/2006
01:43

Augusto Pinochet's Coup
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Former Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet -- one of Stephen's childhood inspirations -- has passed away, and there are guards prepared to capture his spirit at his funeral.
12/12/2006
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