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Season 12 • 06/28/2007

"Top Secret" and "Classified" weren't appropriately Blofeldian.

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02:23

You Don't Know Dick - Google Earth
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Dick Cheney's residence appears on Google Earth only as an obscured mass of pixels.
06/27/2007
07:15

Michael Moore
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Michael Moore got bumped from Larry King for Paris Hilton.
06/27/2007
02:29

Waiting to Inhale
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If we don't breathe asbestos then the terrorists have won.
06/27/2007
02:54

Clusterf@#k to the White House - Cocaine Bust
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Giuliani's top advisor is busted for trying to share 500 grams of cocaine.
06/27/2007
04:07

Back in Black - New Media
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You know what a fake news show on Fox News should give you? Real news!
06/27/2007
01:25

Mexican Standoff
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The Senate revived the immigration debate just so they can kill it again.
06/28/2007
00:23

Moment of Zen - Fatal Fireworks
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CNN shows you how powerful fireworks really are.
06/28/2007
04:30

iPhone
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Rob Riggle goes on a rampage for the new iPhone.
06/28/2007
05:38

Claire Danes
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Claire Danes tells Jon that she started drinking and smoking to prepare for a movie.
06/28/2007
05:12

Immigrant Disease
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John Hodgman reports on illegal immigrants and leprosy... In this country... Incredible.
06/28/2007
02:53

You Don't Know Dick - Logo
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"Top Secret" and "Classified" weren't appropriately Blofeldian.
06/28/2007
03:24

Iraq War Report Card
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The Bush administration releases a report card on itself. Eight out of 18 -- otherwise known as a gentleman's F.
07/16/2007
00:52

Better Question
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Jon has a question for Stephen, but Stephen ups the ante.
07/16/2007
01:17

Back From Break
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Jon returns from vacation to find that Scooter Libby's sentence was commuted and President Bush has succumbed to using Fox News's slogan.
07/16/2007
03:09

Bush Calendar
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Rob Riggle reports on the Bush administration's new calendar, which is based on post-9/11 progress.
07/16/2007
05:52

Josh Rushing
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Al Jazeera correspondent Josh Rushing gives a sympathetic voice to both U.S. and Iraqi interests.
07/16/2007
04:44

Language Burier
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John Oliver hopes that one day English will be the only language in the US.
07/16/2007
00:59

Giant Head of Bruce Willis
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Bruce Willis's talking head delivers some upsetting news about Christopher Walken.
07/17/2007
00:44

Moment of Zen - Active Ingredient
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Children are suddenly buying six-packs of hand soap.
07/17/2007
04:39

You Have No Idea!
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Dr. Richard Carmona describes how the Bush Administration politicized his role as Attorney General.
07/17/2007
01:50

Chasin' Priestly
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Angelenos are rather "blah" on the Catholicism scandal since it's not even one of their "Big Three" religions.
07/17/2007
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