The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Zero Gravitas

Season 7 • 10/16/2002

Pluto, you no d**k comet, you shoulda been a moon!

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01:38

Headlines - Iraq the Vote
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Today millions of proud -- and in no way coerced -- Iraqi citizens donned their Election Day best and headed to the polls to vote.
10/15/2002
03:19

Headlines - Belittle Italy
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"Sopranos" cast members are barred from attending the New York City Columbus Day parade due to the organizers' belief that their show "denigrates Italian culture."
10/15/2002
07:07

Judy Woodruff
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Jon bets Judy Woodruff that the midterm elections will have the lowest turnout in the history of elections.
10/15/2002
01:11

Iraq the Vote - Saddam Hussein Campaign Headquarters
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Saddam Hussein has been working hard to win over that last 0.04% of the electorate.
10/15/2002
02:51

Ad Nauseam - Anti-Commercial
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The anti-commercial is a way for advertisers to acknowledge your distrust of commercials and feed it back to you in handy commercial form.
10/15/2002
04:22

Total Eclipse of the Truth
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Investigative reporter Bart Sibrel proves to correspondent Stacey Grenrock-Woods that the moon landing was a hoax, using only his state-of-the-art, 13-inch mini TV.
10/16/2002
02:42

Sport It Up
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With killers on the loose, a sagging economy and a terrorist attack in Bali, now is the time to focus all your interests in the outside world exclusively on athletics.
10/16/2002
00:11

Moment of Zen - Aldrin Punch
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Buzz Aldrin punches investigative reporter Bart Sibrel in the face.
10/16/2002
01:41

Ice the Puck
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As a guy who occasionally watches hockey when there's nothing else on, Stephen Colbert can assure you that he's been told that the Red Wings are better than the Maple Leafs.
10/16/2002
07:02

Richard Lewis
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When Jon Stewart was starting out he was featured on Richard Lewis' young comics special.
10/16/2002
03:00

Headlines - Zero Gravitas
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Don't let a near universal sense of apathy fool you, the discovery of this new planet is big.
10/16/2002
06:01

Greg Kinnear
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Greg Kinnear describes Bob Crane as a "potent cocktail of dangerous elements."
10/17/2002
02:47

Headlines - Remilitarized Zone
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The Bush Administration handles the North Korea situation differently than the Iraq situation because you can't bomb a guy with glasses.
10/17/2002
05:54

"C" is for Chubby
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Parents, if you find your child hanging out with a clinically depressed dumpster-diver and a retarded canary, be warned.
10/17/2002
00:25

Moment of Zen - ATF
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There is no amount of laws that will stop gun-related crimes from happening, but the president wants the issue explored.
10/17/2002
03:09

Ballistic NRA vs. World
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The White House changes their tune on gun control from Tuesday to Wednesday.
10/17/2002
01:11

Intro - Madonna
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Madonna's acting may stink, but she does study the Kabbalah.
10/17/2002
02:26

Indecision 2002 - Shrek
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Ed Helms takes us inside the capital dome for a more in-depth look at the congressional race.
10/28/2002
01:28

Indecision 2002 - Half Way to the White House
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Next Tuesday's midterm elections will be critical for determining the balance of power in the country.
10/28/2002
02:02

Indecision 2002 - Fair Maiden America
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Be thou Republican or Democrat, the name of this feudal system is democracy.
10/28/2002
00:08

Moment of Zen - Revolution
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Patti Smith rocks the D.C. protests.
10/28/2002
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