The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Saving Private Grandpa

Season 4 E 27 • 08/25/1999

If they can put an old man on the moon, why can't they put an old man on KP duty?

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02:28

What I'm Sayin' - Movie President
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Black actors can't even survive the first ten minutes of a "Star Trek" episode, let alone a four year term in some place called the White House.
08/24/1999
01:51

Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Green, Prince, Wildlife
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The boys on The Daily Show legal team force Jon Stewart to make corrections, retractions and apologies for errors made in the week.
08/24/1999
01:11

Headlines - You've Got Male
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The all male brothel in South Africa is an ideal location to tape the next Chuck Norris exercyle infomercial.
08/24/1999
01:15

Other News - A Panda Hug 'N' Kiss
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The San Diego was blessed this weekend with the birth of an adorable, precious, tiny, diminutive, petite, cute, little, giant panda.
08/24/1999
00:14

Moment of Zen - Safety Dance
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A male exotic dancer performs at the all male South African brothel, House of Spartacus.
08/24/1999
03:15

Who is Alan Greenspan?
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According to an unnamed source in a garbage can, not only does Alan Greenspan live in New Jersey, but he may already be a winner.
08/25/1999
01:13

This Just In - Turning Japanese Ankle
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Japanese girls are keeping up with the red hot Western fashion trends found in Cosmo Magazine three years ago.
08/25/1999
00:13

Moment of Zen - Girls Just Wanna Have Broken Ankles
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Japanese girls find it difficult walking on the beach in platform shoes.
08/25/1999
02:24

Playing with Pork
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Lewis Black reports on the running of the pigs in Tillamook, Oregon, the only time a pig wishes he were being driven to slaughter.
08/25/1999
04:52

Dwight Yoakam
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Dwight Yoakam is afraid that he's ruined the show with his conversation tangents.
08/25/1999
04:19

Saving Private Grandpa
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Vance DeGeneres reports, if you want to go into boot camp and get mentally and physically abused, it's all about who you know.
08/25/1999
04:27

Stilt Stalkings
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Stephen Colbert has the story of a 62-year-old Canadian immigrant who plays Uncle Sam, and the woman he claims is stalking him.
08/26/1999
01:59

Headlines - Tough Glove
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Depending on which country they're from, the losers of the Little League World Series will either be sent to their rooms or their looms.
08/26/1999
02:38

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Summer Roundup
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Frank DeCaro tells us why things went so horribly, horribly wrong during the summer movie season.
08/26/1999
00:16

Moment of Zen - Tomato Throwing
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The Tomato Throwing Festival in Valencia, Spain.
08/26/1999
01:09

Other News - Going, Going, Gun
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Los Angeles bans gun sales at gun shows; pro-gun lobby chants "gun shows don't kill people; people shows kill people."
08/26/1999
01:53

Headlines - Pilot to Coke-Pilot
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American Airlines workers were busted for smuggling cocaine; American Airlines passengers were given a bump up...and a bump.
08/26/1999
03:54

Nia Long
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Nia Long got into a little trouble with her protein drink and a Ziploc bag.
08/26/1999
01:45

This Just In - Nice Cans
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To shake up lagging sales, Campbell's Soup redesigns its cans after 102 years.
08/26/1999
02:07

Other News - Buzz Kill
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Just when you thought it was safe to splash in the sewers, New York suffers an outbreak of mosquito-borne encephalitis.
09/13/1999
00:11

Moment of Zen - Fur's Ahoy
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A dignitary at the Asia-Pacific Economic Committee summit pronounces grave economic news while wearing a native fur shawl.
09/13/1999
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