The Colbert Report

Intro - 10/12/10

Season 6 • 10/12/2010

Schools find a new way to raise money -- turns out children have very marketable organs.

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06:34

Robert Reich
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Robert Reich believes America can't get out of the recession until the circle of prosperity is enlarged for the middle class.
10/11/2010
04:36

ThreatDown - Muslim Edition
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Islamofascists tempt kids with Muslim holidays, Campbell's makes pro-Islam soups, and Kellogg's sells halal cereals.
10/11/2010
03:42

Formula 4 Your Eyes Only
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Formula 4 Your Eyes Only Invisible Spy Ink comes in printer cartridges fully loaded with boner toner.
10/11/2010
00:28

Sign Off - Stephen Needs a Place to Hold His March
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Stephen doesn't know where to hold his rally, so if anybody in D.C. has a place for a couple hundred thousand people to crash, that'd be cool
10/11/2010
03:22

Rich Iott Wears a Nazi Uniform
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Up until Rich Iott wears a Nazi uniform, Tea Party candidates can do anything without rebuke from Republican leaders.
10/11/2010
06:00

Tip/Wag - Peabody Public Schools, Andy Rooney & Ground Zero Mosque Design
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A school district sells ad space on permission slips, Andy Rooney plans to lose 20 pounds, and Philip Kennicott reviews the Ground Zero mosque design.
10/12/2010
02:16

101-Year-Old Woman Becomes a U.S. Citizen
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Eulalia Garcia Maturey proves that, if you follow the rules, there is a legal path to citizenship, and it takes less than 102 years.
10/12/2010
04:05

Merch to Keep Fear Alive
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Stephen announces official March to Keep Fear merchandise and forgets to apply for a permit.
10/12/2010
07:13

Brendan Steinhauser
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Brendan Steinhauser believes that the Tea Party movement is winning because it's staying on the message of reducing national debt.
10/12/2010
00:05

Sign Off - Apple Filled With Razor Blades
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Stephen thinks about biting into an apple filled with razor blades.
10/12/2010
00:28

Intro - 10/12/10
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Schools find a new way to raise money with marketable organs, and M. Night Shyamalan isn't really here.
10/12/2010
03:34

Tax Shelter Skelter
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The upcoming expiration of the Bush tax cuts force the super rich to go to boot camp to bond with their like-minded friends.
10/13/2010
00:32

Intro - 10/13/10
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It's not fair to tax rich people until you've driven a mile in their limousine, and Austan Goolsbee gives Obama economic advice.
10/13/2010
07:17

Austan Goolsbee
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Austan Goolsbee says that extending the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy won't pull the American economy out of recession.
10/13/2010
05:08

Sport Report - Steroids, Commonwealth Games & Brett Favre's Sexting
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Brent Musburger endorses steroid use, athletes overcome the Commonwealth Games, and Brett Favre allegedly texted naked photos of himself.
10/13/2010
00:13

Sign Off - Tic-Tac-Toe With Austan Goolsbee
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Stephen loses a game of Tic-Tac-Toe to Austan Goolsbee.
10/13/2010
03:21

America Helps Rescue Chilean Miners
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Stephen doesn't want to miss out on the trapped Chilean miner craze, so he rescues his intern from a locker
10/13/2010
05:52

Bill Bryson
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Bill Bryson tells the history of the world by questioning the common things we take for granted, in his book, "At Home."
10/14/2010
00:15

Sign Off - Oprah Is Wonderful
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Stephen just wants to tell Oprah that he was kidding and she's wonderful.
10/14/2010
03:49

Transitive Property of Christine O'Donnell
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Following Christine O'Donnell's ironclad logic, Stephen concludes that masturbating equals being gay.
10/14/2010
05:48

People Who Are Destroying America - Landscaping Goats
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Horny goats head to a Department of Defense nuclear sub base after stealing all the landscaping jobs.
10/14/2010
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