The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Indecision 2012 - Indecision Edition - Republican Candidacy Announcements

Season 16 • 03/01/2011

Donald Trump must settle a dispute between La Toya Jackson and Gary Busey before he can campaign.

More

Watching

04:11

The Biggest Newser
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

CNN anchors show what's popular on Twitter, run YouTube videos and ask viewers to choose the news.
02/28/2011
06:34

Howard Stern
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

Howard Stern hopes Charlie Sheen will call into his radio show so they can talk about going to war with CBS.
02/28/2011
04:55

Crisis in Dairyland - Angry Curds
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

Rather than ending tax cuts for the wealthy or closing corporate tax loopholes, Republicans want to get money from teachers.
02/28/2011
00:19

Moment of Zen - CNN's Choose the News
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

CNN viewers decide by text message which news stories they want to see in detail.
02/28/2011
01:49

Crisis in Dairyland - Odor in the Capitol Building
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

Wisconsin officials want to clean the capitol building, which smells like hundreds of people have been sleeping there.
02/28/2011
02:21

Crisis in Dairyland - Message for Teachers
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

Teachers are destroying America with their chalk-stained irregular blouses from Loehmann's and Hyundai windshields.
02/28/2011
06:55

Zeid Ra'ad
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

Jordanian Ambassador Prince Zeid Ra'ad plugs King Abdullah II's book, "Our Last Best Chance," to avoid becoming the ambassador to Trenton, NJ.
03/01/2011
04:56

Indecision 2012 - Indecision Edition - Republican Chances
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

Tim Pawlenty lacks pizzazz, Mitch Daniels isn't tall enough, and Mitt Romney must explain why he passed health care reform.
03/01/2011
04:25

Batman's Muslim Sidekick
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

Aasif Mandvi meets a comic book artist who thinks Batman's Muslim sidekick, Nightrunner, could spell doom for the American way of life.
03/01/2011
00:19

Moment Of Zen - CNN Questions Candidacy Announcements
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

CNN's coverage of candidacy announcements differs drastically within two years.
03/01/2011
03:38

Indecision 2012 - Indecision Edition - Republican Candidacy Announcements
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

By the time Republicans announce their presidential candidacy, the teachers' unions will have Americans under Sharia law panels.
03/01/2011
06:14

Allison Stanger
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

Allison Stanger discusses the perverse situation in which America is funding the enemy in order to fight them.
03/02/2011
00:30

Moment of Zen - Pizza Shop Rivalry
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

A pizza shop owner allegedly drops off a bag of mice at a rival pizza place.
03/02/2011
05:52

Mess O'North Africa
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

Libyans will just use Muammar al-Gaddafi's $400 handout to hit him with more expensive shoes.
03/02/2011
04:04

The Pardon of the Christ
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

Pope Benedict XVI lets Jews off the hook for Jesus' death, the 2012 Olympics logo angers Iran, and John Galliano covers Jewish affairs from Paris.
03/02/2011
02:18

Mess O'North Africa - Muammar al-Gaddafi's Denial
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

As Libya falls to pieces around him, Muammar al-Gaddafi's options have narrowed down to how he's going to die.
03/02/2011
01:14

Intro - Bad Word in a French Accent
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

A French teacher in the audience wants Jon to say a bad word in French as a signal to all French-speaking fans.
03/02/2011
08:10

Diane Ravitch
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

Diane Ravitch believes education reform should focus on getting children out of poverty, not finding the bad teachers.
03/03/2011
03:48

Tales of Principled Behavior
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

The Supreme Court rules in favor of the Westboro Baptist Church, and BYU drops one of its star basketball players for an honor code violation.
03/03/2011
05:12

Crisis in Dairyland - For Richer and Poorer - Teachers and Wall Street
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

When will America's teachers follow the lead of Wall Street and start making some sacrifices for the children?
03/03/2011
00:21

Moment of Zen - Public Employee Union vs. Wall Street Bonus Contracts
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

According to Fox News, public employee union contracts bankrupt states, but the government cannot interfere with Wall Street bonus contracts.
03/03/2011
You may also like5 Videos
Trailer
01:49

"South Park: Snow Day!" Trailer
South Park

Join your favorite South Park characters as they fight for neighborhood dominance during a blizzard in "South Park: Snow Day!," available now.
03/26/2024
Trailer
00:28

Make the Most of a Day Off with "South Park: Snow Day!"
South ParkS26

Join Cartman and the neighborhood kids as they battle Stan, who has his own ideas about the rules of their fantasy game, in the "South Park: Snow Day!" video game, now available to preorder.
12/21/2023
Trailer
01:00

"Star Trek: very Short Treks" Has Lightyears of Laughs
Star Trek: very Short TreksS1

Relive the classic vibe of "Star Trek: The Animated Series," and join Riker, Spock and more Starfleet faces on the bite-sized journeys of "Star Trek: very Short Treks," now streaming.
11/22/2023
Trailer
01:00

Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack

A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
Trailer
01:41

This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends
Cursed Friends

Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
10/10/2022