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The Colbert Report
Intro - 3/27/13
Season 9 • 03/27/2013
Stephen uncovers secret Facebook data, and Carl Edgar Blake talks pig breeding.
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05:33
Eric Topol
The Colbert Report
S9
The cardiologist talks about his book, "The Creative Destruction of Medicine: How the Digital Revolution Will Create Better Health Care."
03/26/2013
03:17
Stephen Colbert Is Watching Your Kids - Whale Bone Porn
The Colbert Report
S9
Thanks to the Vancouver Maritime Museum, youngsters are going to head to the wharves for porn instead of the Internet.
03/26/2013
06:42
The Word - Narcicitizenship
The Colbert Report
S9
The Supreme Court considers same-sex marriage, but Georgia Senator Saxby Chambliss avoids the gay trap that snared Rob Portman and Dick Cheney.
03/26/2013
05:12
GOP Growth & Opportunity Project
The Colbert Report
S9
RNC Chairman Reince Priebus reveals that Republicans need to do a better job of reaching out to black people, brown people, women people and young people.
03/26/2013
00:09
Sign Off - Medical Smartphone
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen examines his throat.
03/26/2013
04:59
Facebook "Like" Button Science
The Colbert Report
S9
The University of Cambridge gives 60,000 Facebook users a series of psychological tests and finds that homosexual men tend to "like" musicals and Kathy Griffin.
03/27/2013
03:15
Sharia Mops
The Colbert Report
S9
Despite Tennessee lawmakers' best efforts, Sharia law manages to work its way into the state building's men's room.
03/27/2013
00:08
Sign Off - Hamlet
The Colbert Report
S9
Hamlet the pig signs off with Stephen.
03/27/2013
05:09
Bill O'Reilly on Gay Marriage
The Colbert Report
S9
If Bill O'Reilly is now pro-gay marriage, then back when he said gay marriage was like marrying a goat, he was really saying that he's pro-goat marriage.
03/27/2013
06:42
Carl Edgar Blake II
The Colbert Report
S9
The owner of Rustik Rooster Farms explains how breeding a Chinese pig and a Russian pig makes a prize-winning German pig.
03/27/2013
00:37
Intro - 3/27/13
The Colbert Report
S9
Facebook profiles contain secret data, people learn how to spot radical Muslims, and Carl Edgar Blake II wants to breed the perfect pig.
03/27/2013
05:19
Robert Lustig
The Colbert Report
S9
The pediatric endocrinologist shares his book, "Fat Chance: Beating the Odds Against Sugar, Processed Food, Obesity, and Disease."
03/28/2013
00:07
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen says goodnight.
03/28/2013
02:59
Supreme Court Hearings on Gay Marriage - Emily Bazelon Pt. 2
The Colbert Report
S9
Emily Bazelon talks about Justice Anthony Kennedy, the arguments for traditional marriage, and discrimination against same-sex couples.
03/28/2013
04:36
Supreme Court Hearings on Gay Marriage - Emily Bazelon Pt. 1
The Colbert Report
S9
Slate's senior editor explains that, even with DOMA out of the picture, gay couples would lose federal benefits if they move to states that don't recognize same-sex marriage.
03/28/2013
07:59
Supreme Court Hearings on Gay Marriage
The Colbert Report
S9
Giving same-sex marriages federal recognition means giving gay couples 1,100 rights previously reserved for straight married couples.
03/28/2013
06:23
Sigourney Weaver
The Colbert Report
S9
The Golden Globe winner discusses her Broadway debut, science fiction roles and television miniseries "Political Animals."
04/01/2013
04:22
Easter Under Attack - Pope Edition
The Colbert Report
S9
Fox News criticizes Google for their Easter Sunday doodle, and Pope Francis looks like the spokesman for Linens 'n Things.
04/01/2013
00:49
Sign Off - Welcome Baby Nurick!
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen sends his audience coordinator home with a congratulatory basket of "America Again" copies.
04/01/2013
00:34
Intro - 4/1/13
The Colbert Report
S9
Obamacare meets its match, environmentalists celebrate Earth Day differently, and Sigourney Weaver stars in "Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike."
04/01/2013
02:56
Utah's Earth Day Celebration
The Colbert Report
S9
Utah's Department of Natural Resources celebrates Earth Day by asking kids, "Where would we be without oil, gas and mining?"
04/01/2013
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