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Sport Report - Global Snow Drive - Al Michaels

Season 6 • 02/11/2010

Al Michaels tells Stephen not to stab Bob Costas at the Vancouver Olympics.

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00:40

Intro - 2/10/10
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Stephen profiles Chicago's 5th district, and Claire Danes plays an autistic woman who designs slaughterhouses.
02/10/2010
00:05

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight!
02/10/2010
02:52

Better Know a District - Illinois' 5th
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Shouting verbal abuses at the Wieners Circle is a lot of fun, but families might want to steer clear of the kids' menu.
02/10/2010
04:09

We're Off to See the Blizzard
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Based on the latest data from the Dopplest 9000 radar, Stephen can only assume that the sun has been destroyed.
02/10/2010
05:34

Better Know a District - Illinois' 5th - Mike Quigley
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Mike Quigley does a quick improv scene with Stephen and refuses to embarrass his district by singing.
02/10/2010
05:51

Claire Danes
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Claire Danes describes her role as an autistic woman who designed a system where cows can walk easily to their death.
02/10/2010
05:40

David Ross
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David Ross thinks good Olympic art should contain a heroic individual. With that in mind, Stephen presents his Vancouver poster.
02/11/2010
00:06

Sign Off - See You in Vancouver
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Stephen is off to Vancouver for the Winter Olympics with his poster.
02/11/2010
04:52

The Word - Political Suicide
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Republicans were doing such a good job of getting nothing done before Obama invited them to a televised health care summit.
02/11/2010
01:44

Iran Begins Enriching Uranian
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We thought Iran was only enriching uranium, but according to The Wall Street Journal, they've begun enriching uranian.
02/11/2010
06:51

Sport Report - Global Snow Drive - Al Michaels
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Al Michaels will call it a miracle if Shani Davis mouths, "Thank you, Stephen," from the Olympic medal podium.
02/11/2010
04:00

Better Know a Riding - Vancouver's South
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Notorious Canadian paparazzi often ambush stars after first politely asking permission.
02/22/2010
00:33

Intro - 2/22/10
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Stephen is in Vancouver for the 2010 Olympic Games. They only have two weeks, how are they going to fit in 2,010 games?
02/22/2010
02:37

Vancouverage 2010 - Ed Colbert
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Ed Colbert informs Stephen he can't say "Olympics" or "Vancouver," or show geometric shapes of any size or color.
02/22/2010
00:17

Sign Off - You Are Not Americans
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Whether you are Canadian, European or Asian, one thing unites you -- you're not American.
02/22/2010
05:47

Shaun White
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Shaun White theorizes why snowboarders don't burst into tears like figure skaters do when they're judged.
02/22/2010
06:39

Better Know a Riding - Vancouver's South - Ujjal Dosanjh
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Stephen doesn't see race, but he notices that Ujjal Dosanjh doesn't look Canadian.
02/22/2010
05:22

Bob Costas
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Bob Costas doesn't care who wins at the Olympics he just wants good, interesting stories.
02/23/2010
05:59

America's Olympic Wins - Lindsey Vonn
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Lindsey Vonn discusses her Austrian cheese remedy for an injured leg and the gender of her skis.
02/23/2010
00:33

Sign Off - Bob Costas Rides the Moose
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Bob Costas climbs up on Stephen's giant moose, Ebersol.
02/23/2010
06:56

Olympic International Houses
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Stephen plays fondue pong at the Swiss House, reads "Ulysses" at an Irish bar and competes against Russia in table hockey.
02/23/2010
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