The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Daily/Colbert - Fig Newton Stains

Season 13 • 06/23/2008

Stephen has to get the Fig Newton stains out of his couch from Cookie Monster's visit.

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00:20

Moment of Zen - Veto Pen
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George W. Bush stands between the Democrats' excessive spending and the American people paying more taxes with his veto pen.
06/19/2008
07:32

Mike Myers
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Mike Myers' brother has a signed picture of Jon wearing tiny shorts and roller skates prominently displayed.
06/19/2008
01:57

Baracknophobia - Obama's Own Campaign
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The irrational fear of hope has gotten so bad it's infected Barack Obama's own campaign.
06/19/2008
06:12

Guantanamo Baywatch - Supreme Court Ruling
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Thanks to the Supreme Court, Al Qaeda has it better than poor Mexican landscapers and Nazis.
06/19/2008
03:55

The Procrastinator
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President Bush hasn't done anything in seven and a half years. Is being president like being in college?
06/19/2008
06:19

James McAvoy
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James McAvoy likes American sports because there's a lot of stomping, drinking and food.
06/23/2008
04:38

Candidates' Wives
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It's electorally possible to elect John McCain for president and Michelle Obama for first lady, which is the awkward scenario for Jon's screenplay.
06/23/2008
03:58

Indecision 2008 - Finance Reform
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It's not like Barack Obama ever raised his hand and said he was for public financing.
06/23/2008
00:59

Moment of Zen - George Carlin
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If you want to know what happened in the Persian Gulf, just remember the two men who were running that war -- Dick Cheney and Colin Powell.
06/23/2008
02:44

Obama is Rich
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Wyatt Cenac says the voters will forgive Barack Obama for changing his position on finance reform once they take a ride in his brand new Hummer-copter.
06/23/2008
01:03

Daily/Colbert - Fig Newton Stains
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Stephen needs to get the Fig Newton stains out of his suede couch from Cookie Monster's visit last week.
06/23/2008
03:31

Terrorist Attack Lesson
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A terror attack, when added to an election, equals Republican.
06/24/2008
03:54

Local Campaign Ads
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There are some campaign commercials from MoveOn.org and a Senate race in Texas Jon wants you to know about.
06/24/2008
00:12

Moment of Zen - Drum Lesson
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Tommy Lee teaches Larry King how to play the drums.
06/24/2008
06:58

James Harding
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The Times of London Editor James Harding tells Jon there's a feeling of excitement in Europe over this presidential election.
06/24/2008
05:29

Indecision 2008 - Obama and McCain Reach Out
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Barack Obama tries to reach the working-class, non-Muslim white women who love America, while John McCain has to appeal to the youth vote.
06/24/2008
03:03

Hot XXIX Action
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While most host cities for the Olympics might be putting finishing touches on the soccer stadium, Beijing is rendering its atmosphere hospitable to human life.
06/25/2008
04:09

Baracknophobia - James Dobson
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James Dobson accuses Barack Obama of distorting the traditional understanding of the Bible to fit his own worldview.
06/25/2008
03:33

Be Patient This Gets Amazing - EPA E-Mail
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The Bush administration gets the EPA to rewrite their policy on greenhouse gases by not opening the e-mail.
06/25/2008
00:13

Moment of Zen - Fireworks Safety Mannequin
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In Memoriam -- Fireworks Safety Mannequin -- 6/24/08 - 6/26/08.
06/26/2008
03:30

Quit It!
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John Hodgman addresses President Bush's addiction to oil and John McCain's addiction to being president.
06/26/2008
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