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Headlines - Music for the Masses

Season 3 • 03/23/1999

With Pope John Paul II's album of prayers you can party like it's 1224 A.D.

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01:06

This Just In - Inflated Egos
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Bertrand Piccard and Brian Jones become the first to circumnavigate the globe in a balloon.
03/22/1999
01:24

Headlines - Troubly Bubblies
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The Wal-Mart Bubby Chubbies toys are similar in design and the feel of the Teletubbies, only none of them are gay.
03/23/1999
03:59

Where's Wallaby?
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For Herbert Fritch, a family member was missing, but for animal control, a dangerous fugitive was on the loose.
03/23/1999
00:24

Recap - 3/23/99
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Jon Stewart ends the show and recaps the night's top stories.
03/23/1999
04:29

Norm Macdonald
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At the Aspen Comedy Festival, the only two comedians who needed oxygen tanks were Norm Macdonald and Rodney Dangerfield.
03/23/1999
00:11

Moment of Zen - Teletubbies
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A yellow Teletubbie blows a party favor at a purple Teletubbie.
03/23/1999
01:08

This Just In - The Herpe Highway
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Nowadays, when a trucker talks about "Smokey" he is referring to his urethra after a tinkle.
03/23/1999
02:07

A Quick Word of Advice - Keith Richards
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Whatever ancient Egyptian healing wrap that Keith Richards is using should be used on his face.
03/23/1999
00:57

Other News - Tumbling Nards
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A website is charging subscribers $10 to see nude photos of Keith Richards and $50 not to see the photos.
03/23/1999
02:15

This Week in Hate - World White Web
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Kids should check out the Internet to learn about reading, writing, arithmetic and Holocaust denial.
03/23/1999
01:38

Headlines - Music for the Masses
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Pope John Paul II's motivation in releasing his album is to glorify God, spread the Gospel and, hopefully, to meet chicks.
03/23/1999
05:52

Sandra Bullock
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Sandra Bullock admires Ben Affleck for his Oscar and tells tales of competing to be a Tobacco Queen.
03/24/1999
00:12

Moment of Zen - Tomahawk
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A Tomahawk missile is launched to some groovy new age tunes.
03/24/1999
01:36

Other News - Take the P Train
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The New York City subway system installs toilets in their stations, and offers friendly advice for the murderer on the go.
03/24/1999
02:25

Kick in the Balkans '99 - Graphics
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Vance DeGeneres shows a layer of media savvy by using his Casio Super Battle 2000 to simulate bombing.
03/24/1999
01:26

Other News - All You Can Beat
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The World Wrestling Federation plans to open a restaurant in Times Square and recommends the Rowdy Roddy Pie-cart.
03/24/1999
02:33

Kick in the Balkans '99 - NATO Strike
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NATO, aka the U.S., sends an air strike into Kosovo to force Slobodan Milosevic to make peace with ethnic Albanians.
03/24/1999
02:53

Back in Black - Empty Quarter
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Lewis Black takes a look at an idiot who wants to cross Saudi Arabia's Empty Quarter at temperatures in which you can bake a chicken.
03/24/1999
01:03

This Just In - A Boy Named Sumo
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U.S. G.I.'s take up the time-honored tradition of sumo wrestling and celebrate with an eat-this victory dance.
03/24/1999
00:45

Recap - 3/24/99
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Jon revels in his audience's love of poop jokes.
03/24/1999
01:06

Other News - D.O.A. Schwarz
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Smith & Wesson branches out from just peddling death to peddling clothing and toys.
03/25/1999
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