The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

This Just In - A Dimple Plan

Season 3 • 03/10/1999

Cellasene claims to turn cellulite into tight skin.

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Recap - 3/11/99
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Jon Stewart recaps the night's news and wonders why New Jersey residents hate sex.
03/09/1999
03:18

Roll With the Punches
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For some reason the American Roller Derby League will not allow Ann Calvello skate, even after her brain surgery.
03/10/1999
01:57

A Quick Word of Advice - Chance King
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Jon warns newborn Chance King that his body will stay the size of a baby's but his head will never stop growing.
03/10/1999
04:57

Sammy Hagar
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Without Sammy Hagar, the policemen in Cabo wouldn't have tourists to rip off.
03/10/1999
01:06

Headlines - King Brat
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Larry King and his wife Shawn Southwick announce the birth of their son, Chance Armstrong King
03/10/1999
00:45

Recap - 3/10/99
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Cellasene promises to get rid of cellulite.
03/10/1999
01:13

Other News - Indian Bummer
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Crayola to rename Indian Red crayon something not offensive.
03/10/1999
01:31

Headlines - Camel Droppings
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RJR Nabisco distances itself from tobacco's negative image to highlight its snack food's more positive fat and lazy appeal.
03/10/1999
00:12

Moment of Zen - Bud Atkinson
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Former roller derby star Bud Atkinson roller skates with his walker.
03/10/1999
02:44

Back in Black - There is No Justice
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Nothing Lewis Black likes ever wins the Academy Awards or even gets nominated.
03/10/1999
01:21

This Just In - A Dimple Plan
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New diet pill Cellasene promises to turn your cellulite into smooth skin.
03/10/1999
01:01

Headlines - Desert Fox
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For the first time ever an Israeli Arab woman is crowned Miss Israel.
03/11/1999
02:44

Thersday for the Ladies - Madeleine Albright
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Madeleine Albright defends American policy towards China.
03/11/1999
01:35

Headlines - Itty Bitty Liddy Committee
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Liddy Dole has established a committee to raise money for Bob Dole's presidential campaign.
03/11/1999
03:14

Laugh For Christ Sake
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Each year eager clowns go to the Clowning for Christ Symposium to learn biblical tomfoolery.
03/11/1999
03:32

Hootie and the Blowfish
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Jon is sick of watching Hootie and the Blowfish play golf on VH1.
03/11/1999
01:09

Other News - LSDeceased
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CIA's Sidney Gottlieb gave LSD to hundreds of unwitting Americans because they feared enemies could use the drug as a weapon.
03/11/1999
01:15

This Just In - Loco-motive
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Amtrak plans to build bullet trains. Now you can get derailed in half the time.
03/11/1999
00:26

Recap - 3/11/99
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Will the bullet train have as much speed as the engineers?
03/11/1999
01:05

Headlines - Fatter Up
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Hat enabler, Garth Brooks is spending spring training with the San Diego Padres.
03/11/1999
02:51

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Best Actor Nominees
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DeCaro makes his predictions for the Academy Awards.
03/11/1999
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