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Bee - Terrorism Botch List

Season 8 • 07/30/2003

Samantha Bee stumbles on to a Dave Nelson cell.

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01:35

Mess O'Potamia - Economic Unrest
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Iraq's hippies want a higher minimum wage, which will be tough considering every economy Bush touches turns to sh*t.
07/29/2003
04:31

Oh the Humanity
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Stephen Colbert has his doubts about Habitat for Humanity's poverty-themed park until he enjoys the brick-making there.
07/29/2003
07:13

Brian Williams
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Brian Williams is impressed with The Daily Show set, though the lack of bathroom causes him to do something awful.
07/29/2003
01:40

Jon Magazine - Premiere
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Jon Magazine hits the racks with Ed Helms showing off his porcelain shoes and Linda Hunt relating a tale of Stephen Colbert's pelvis.
07/29/2003
02:18

Headlines - Fence and Sensibility
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President Bush and Prime Minister Sharon met in Washington D.C. to discuss the Israeli security fence.
07/30/2003
01:35

C'mon Please?
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While trying to bore himself to sleep, Jon witnesses the horrifying effects the Bush Administration has had on Congress.
07/30/2003
03:34

Back in Black - Pretend Forgiveness
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Now that Kobe spent $4 million on a ring for his wife, what's an average, middle-class John Q. Adulterer supposed to do?
07/30/2003
01:29

28 Pages Later
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All Saudi's are innocent until proven Jewish... female... foreign.
07/30/2003
00:10

Moment of Zen - Security Fence Flyover
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Take a look at the security fence separating Israel from the West Bank.
07/30/2003
05:18

Alyson Hannigan
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Jon's people were chased out of Russia by Alyson Hannigan's fiance's people.
07/30/2003
04:20

Bee - Terrorism Botch List
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In the melting pot of blondes, brunettes and dirty blondes that is Sioux Falls, South Dakota, a sleeper cell lurks.
07/30/2003
00:16

Moment of Zen - Bush Press Conference
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President Bush has trouble remembering an Al Qaeda leader's name.
07/31/2003
04:27

Cheney Reaction
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Neighborhood harpies don't like the explosions happening at Dick Cheney's house.
07/31/2003
05:46

Soledad O'Brien
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Soledad O'Brien doesn't know if Saddam Hussein's daughters are hot.
07/31/2003
02:49

Headlines - Beat the Press Pt. 1
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President George W. Bush has a solo press conference in the White House's rose garden.
07/31/2003
05:25

Headlines - Beat the Press Pt. 2
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President Bush blames a TV network for poor consumer confidence.
07/31/2003
04:09

Denis Leary Pt. 1
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Denis Leary discusses his self-produced roast and his new movie about dentists.
08/04/2003
00:13

Moment of Zen - World's Largest Hershey's Kiss
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An announcer presents the world's largest rich dark Hershey's Kiss to a crowd of spectators.
08/04/2003
01:42

Intro - Gigli
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Jon Stewart is in a bad mood tonight because of the retarded guy in "Gigli."
08/04/2003
03:06

Headlines - California Here I Run
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Two hundred would-be governors register for California's recall election, including oddballs Arnold Schwarzenegger and Larry Flynt.
08/04/2003
06:08

State of Affairs
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Rob Corddry meets a West Virginia gubernatorial candidate with soft hands.
08/04/2003
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