The Colbert Report

Intro - 11/1/06

Season 2 E 137 • 11/01/2006

Penn Jillette is here -- don't tell him Stephen's card is the 10 of diamonds.

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04:03

The Word - Thanks, Gays!
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New Jersey gives committed homosexual couples the same rights as heterosexual married couples.
10/31/2006
02:11

Costumes for the Girls
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Stephen acknowledges how far women have come to get more costume choices.
10/31/2006
01:39

Welcome to the House of Horrors - Nancy Pelosi
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For Halloween, The Report staff tries their scariest move yet on Stephen.
10/31/2006
03:10

Freak Show - Log Cabin Republican
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Freak Show's Log Cabin Republican explains the unity of homosexuality and Republicans.
10/31/2006
07:28

Tim Robbins
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Tim Robbins talks about his movie "Catch a Fire," debates Stephen on the issue of torture and gets nailed.
10/31/2006
06:01

Better Know a Challenger - California's 30th - David Nelson Jones
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Stephen sits down with 25-year-old congressional hopeful David Nelson Jones and mistakes him for an intern.
11/01/2006
05:50

Penn Jillette
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Penn Jillette stops by to shatter all that little children believe and get Stephen with a card trick.
11/01/2006
00:28

Big in '06
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Stephen urges everyone to vote -- for him, that is, in VH1's Big in '06 Awards.
11/01/2006
03:27

The Word - Rip-Off
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YouTube was reckless and wild until Google stepped in. Now it's a tremendous money-making machine.
11/01/2006
02:55

John Kerry
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Senator John Kerry's war wounds were just his way of asking, "Is this how stupid people get shot multiple times?"
11/01/2006
00:28

Intro - 11/1/06
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Stephen travels to Hollywood, talks to magician Penn Jillette and officially announces his pregnancy.
11/01/2006
05:30

P.K. Winsome - Black Republican
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P.K. Winsome stops by to talk about the benefits of being a black Republican and to promote a few of his new business endeavors.
11/02/2006
06:44

Ron Reagan
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Ron Reagan stops by to explain why stem cell research is so important and to give Stephen the Full Gipper.
11/02/2006
01:26

A Historidocufictiomentary of George Allen
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Stephen presents his new historidocufictiomentary that clears up some misunderstandings about candidate George Allen.
11/02/2006
03:02

Chad Walldorf: Portrait Winner
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Stephen talks to portrait winner Chad Walldorf about his prize, his barbecue restaurant and what kind of ribs President Bush prefers.
11/02/2006
02:31

Sport Report - The Spirit Shop
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Stephen promotes junior league hockey team the Saginaw Spirit with some hot merchandise: permanent tattoos, bridal gowns and teething pucks.
11/02/2006
00:29

Intro - 11/2/06
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Midterm elections, the world of sports and the genetically perfect Ron Reagan on this episode of The Colbert Report.
11/02/2006
01:28

Ted Haggard's Media Field Day
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Getting a massage from a guy doesn't make Ted Haggard gay, it makes him an educated consumer -- men know what men like.
11/06/2006
03:08

The Word - Happy Ending
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An American-style democracy does exist in Iraq: You agree with President Bush when you're with him, but when you get back home you shake him like a case of crabs.
11/06/2006
02:12

What to Expect When You're Electing
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There are five different types of poll workers: the well meaning, the unemployed, the elderly, the very elderly and the crypt keeper.
11/06/2006
01:55

Vote Your Conscience
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Stephen accidentally ordered only red balloons for the midterm election special, so if you want an exciting, fun, happy balloon drop, the Republicans have to win.
11/06/2006
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