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Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - King Tut's Penis Pt. 2

Season 6 • 08/25/2010

King Tut's half-sister may have fled to Scotland with his throbbing obelisk.

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06:26

Jeffrey Goldberg
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Jeffrey Goldberg says bad things could come from a decision, either by Israel or the US, to bomb Iran.
08/24/2010
04:28

The Word - Control-Self-Delete
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Surgically altering your appearance and getting rid of old friends will make you the ideal job candidate.
08/24/2010
00:02

Sign Off - Sanitized Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight while cleansing his hands.
08/24/2010
04:18

Terror Bunker 5200
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Stephen realizes he's a terrorist after learning that Prince Alwaleed bin Talal's son bought his portrait.
08/24/2010
00:29

Intro - 8/24/10
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Stephen examines Internet privacy, covers Iran's new weapon and talks to Jeffrey Goldberg about his Middle East predictions.
08/24/2010
04:23

Mahmoody Blues
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Iran reveals its diorama technology by unveiling an "ambassador of death" with cardboard clouds, painted backdrops and fake snow.
08/24/2010
02:57

John McCain's Victorious Defeat
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Stephen offers Senator McCain his heartiest congratulations and condolences on his victorious defeat in the Arizona Senate primary.
08/25/2010
04:24

Heidi Cullen
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Heidi Cullen attributes the current extreme floods, droughts and heat to global warming.
08/25/2010
07:10

Stephen Colbert University - Andrew Hacker
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Stephen proudly introduces his for-profit college, and Andrew Hacker says online universities are rip-offs.
08/25/2010
00:04

Sign Off - Calculator
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Stephen signs off with his calculator.
08/25/2010
04:39

Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - King Tut's Penis Pt. 2
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Scotland is the perfect place for King Tut's half-sister to hide his shriveled penis -- it's so cold there, it would blend right in.
08/25/2010
03:56

You Mosque Be Kidding
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A man sullies Muslim bashing for the rest of America's law-abiding bigots when he slashes an Islamic taxi driver.
08/26/2010
07:34

Richard Engel
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Richard Engel explains how he got to be the journalist who told the world that Operation Iraqi Freedom was over.
08/26/2010
00:37

Fox News Job Opening
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Major Garrett is leaving Fox News because he wants to talk less and think more.
08/26/2010
00:32

Intro - 8/26/10
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Glenn Beck re-founds America, anti-Muslim sentiment continues to grow, and Richard Engel returns from Iraq.
08/26/2010
06:13

Glenn-Livid
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Besides the date, the location, the march and the threat of assassination, Glenn Beck's rally has nothing to do with Martin Luther King Jr.
08/26/2010
00:20

Sign Off - Speaking Fee
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Stephen will be off next week, unless you've got a million dollars for his speaking fee.
08/26/2010
05:41

Anthony Romero
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Anthony Romero explains why America needs the ACLU to support the Constitution, now that it has Tea Partiers.
09/07/2010
07:32

Geese Witherspoon
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Stephen consults his prophetic goose, Geese Witherspoon, to find out if he should hold his own rally.
09/07/2010
06:02

Better Know a District - Delaware's At-Large - Mike Castle Update
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Mike Castle refuses to make cockfighting the official sport of Delaware and believes the violently insane should not have guns.
09/07/2010
00:23

Sign Off - Welcome Home Show
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Stephen will welcome General Ray Odierno, Vice President Joe Biden and hundreds of soldiers who served in Iraq.
09/07/2010
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