The Colbert Report

Intro - 6/1/11

Season 7 • 06/01/2011

Anthony Weiner may have tweeted lewd pictures of his fourth branch of government.

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00:23

Intro - 5/31/11
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Stephen questions whether the world actually ended and lies about reading James Stewart's book.
05/31/2011
02:59

Sarah Palin's Bus Tour
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Like Sarah Palin, Stephen wants to use his super PAC to take his kids on a for-profit vacation.
05/31/2011
03:47

FEC Questions - Trevor Potter
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The number one objective of the Colbert Super PAC is to get raises for every member of the FEC.
05/31/2011
04:22

Invisible Judgment
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Harold Camping's failed doomsday forecast doesn't prevent him from revising his rapture date.
05/31/2011
02:29

Meat Tweet
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A swelling controversy casts a lengthy shadow over Anthony Weiner, stretching the fabric of America's national discourse.
06/01/2011
01:55

Sarah Palin Visits the Times Square Applebee's
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Sarah Palin joins Donald Trump at one of New York's historic monuments, the Times Square Applebee's.
06/01/2011
03:33

Harmful Cell Phones
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Stephen finds a way to talk to Nana on his cell phone without absorbing harmful cancer rays.
06/01/2011
05:54

Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - Jimmy Fallon
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Stephen writes Jimmy Fallon a thank you note for appropriating his face to win an Emmy.
06/01/2011
06:25

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. says mountaintop mining is not a good thing for American democracy.
06/01/2011
00:08

Sign Off - iPhone
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Stephen signs off with his iPhone.
06/01/2011
00:31

Intro - 6/1/11
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Stephen hopes a monkey is riding his coattails, and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. makes a mountain out of a molehill that used to be a mountain.
06/01/2011
03:45

Dancing on the Ceiling
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Republicans show their Tea Party base that they're against raising the debt ceiling, while reassuring Wall Street that it's political theater.
06/02/2011
00:07

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
06/02/2011
04:53

Tip/Wag - Osama bin Laden & Hugh Hefner
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Documents reveal Osama bin Laden's immaculate financial records, and Hugh Hefner gets his pipe cleaned while he watches Stephen.
06/02/2011
06:58

Salman Khan
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Salman Khan hopes that anyone with an Internet connection will use his YouTube lessons to learn.
06/02/2011
00:27

Intro - 6/2/11
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Congress rejects raising the debt ceiling, and Salman Khan teaches over 53 million students.
06/02/2011
04:48

Anthony Weiner Addresses Twitter Scandal
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Stephen admires the fiscal discipline it takes to resist launching a federal investigation of Anthony Weiner's groin.
06/02/2011
01:01

Stephen's Twitter Scandal
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In light of Congressman Anthony Weiner's admission, Stephen confesses the origins of a provocative photo.
06/06/2011
06:17

Paul Revere's Famous Ride
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Stephen proves that Paul Revere could have ridden a horse while ringing a bell and firing multiple warning shots from a front-loading musket.
06/06/2011
02:02

Obama Administration Replaces Food Pyramid
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The Obama administration plans to replace Stephen's favorite Egyptian mortuary-based nutritional diagram.
06/06/2011
05:24

Werner Herzog
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Werner Herzog explains why he added radioactive albino crocodiles to his documentary about cave paintings.
06/06/2011
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