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Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - George W. Bush

Season 7 • 05/05/2003

Stephen Colbert picks George W. Bush for President a year and a half in advance.

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04:08

The President Afloat
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President Bush lands a jet on an aircraft carrier, signaling the end of Hostilities in Iraq.
05/01/2003
02:59

Mask-err-aid Ball
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Fortunately there are one group of people who aren't panicing from the SARS scare, and surprise-surprise, they're the ones cashing in on it.
05/01/2003
02:31

Pillage People
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Any American caught stealing anything in Iraq that cannot be poured into a Lexus faces serious consequences.
05/01/2003
04:40

Famke Janssen
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Famke Janssen discuses her new movie, X2: X-Men United, SARS, and her nomadic dog.
05/01/2003
03:06

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Who's Who
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Ed Helms reports from the Democratic debates on the impressions made by handsome guy and that red-haired guy with the long face.
05/05/2003
02:51

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Creepy Smile-Off
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Howard Dean beats John Kerry by an eye bug in a creepy smile-off during a Democratic debate.
05/05/2003
02:22

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Roast
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George Stephanopoulos whips out a few zingers about Dick Gephardt's eyebrows in the roast portion of the Democratic debates.
05/05/2003
02:17

Mark Your Calendar - May
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Mo Rocca looks ahead to Mother's Day with a plug of his new book, "Mo Has Seven Mommies."
05/05/2003
06:25

Chris Matthews
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Chris Matthews explains the reason MSNBC is going crazy.
05/05/2003
00:21

Moment of Zen - Creepy Smile-Off
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Howard Dean and John Kerry renew their creepy smile-off.
05/05/2003
02:34

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - George W. Bush
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Based on the performance of the nine Democratic candidates for President, Stephen Colbert awards the 2004 election to George W. Bush.
05/05/2003
04:55

Whaaaa? - United Colors of Bennett
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Kudos to William Bennett for not apologizing for his human frailty to morality policemen like William Bennett.
05/06/2003
03:53

Casualties of Peace
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During one awesome weekend, people shot Saddam, some of them flipped him off, some just squeezed paintballs and dished out more money.
05/06/2003
00:55

Preview - 5/7/03
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Tomorrow night, Stephen Colbert explores the ongoing exploitation of white people in Hollywood.
05/06/2003
03:35

Caroline Kennedy Pt. 2
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Caroline Kennedy wishes she would have included more pop culture in her new book, "A Patriot's Handbook."
05/06/2003
00:15

Moment of Zen - Saddam Vocals
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Saddam Hussein clears his throat and gives a little snort before a speech.
05/06/2003
04:24

Caroline Kennedy Pt. 1
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Caroline Kennedy talks about her new book, "A Patriot's Handbook," and the importance of freedom of speech.
05/06/2003
02:06

The Great Hussein Robbery
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Qusay Hussein steals $1 billion in cash from Iraq's central bank and coalition forces bag Huda Salih Mahdi Ammash, aka Mrs. Anthrax.
05/06/2003
00:39

Carnival Cruise
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A cruise ship returns from its trip to Bermuda, and Stephen Colbert is there to greet it.
05/07/2003
03:09

Saddam Space Message
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Saddam steals a billion dollars from his country on the eve of the war, and yet all he can afford to make his tape is a 4-track.
05/07/2003
00:06

Moment of Zen - Whassup?
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Jamie Kennedy is dressed as a rapper.
05/07/2003
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