The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 9 • 08/11/2004

Things that appear on the news should appear only in Tom Cruise's diary.

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00:58

I'm Bored
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Jon reveals how former President Bill Clinton asked him to join him for a beer last night, and why.
08/10/2004
01:13

Join Us Tomorrow
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Jon previews tomorrow's show featuring Tom Cruise and Ed Helms' piece on idealistic Oregonians.
08/10/2004
02:21

Swift Boat Veterans
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Robert Novak is at it again, this time defending the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth.
08/10/2004
03:11

Digital Watch - Cell Phones
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With your own customized cell phone ring, you'll be able to let all your friends know that you're the one ruining the movie.
08/10/2004
03:36

Bass Master
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The president shows how a professional fisherman gets better access to him than the White House Press Corps.
08/10/2004
00:11

Moment of Zen - Barney's Fish
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President Bush explains how his dog Barney likes to play with little fish.
08/10/2004
00:07

Moment of Zen - Mecca-Cola
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A basket of Mecca-Cola.
08/11/2004
04:20

This Week in God - Girls Gone Humble
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The Vatican releases a new video supporting feminine values, and Mecca-Cola hits stores everywhere.
08/11/2004
05:05

Grand Other Party
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The Citizens for a Sound Economy's support of Ralph Nader in order to help George W. Bush is sneaky, but clever.
08/11/2004
03:09

Who's the Goss?
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The new head of the CIA is introduced and immediately calls for Robert Novak to appear in blue dress.
08/11/2004
06:10

Tom Cruise
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Tom Cruise has no problem going out in public and not getting mobbed, it just depends on what time.
08/11/2004
00:16

Moment of Zen - Sensitive Matter
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Dick Cheney is contradicted by President Bush on the sensitivities needed to fight a war.
08/12/2004
01:00

Al Jazeera
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Al Jazeera's lawyer makes a riveting appeal following the network's closing in Iraq.
08/12/2004
02:30

Sensitive Remark
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It's so unlike the Bush White House to take information out of context and build a misleading case.
08/12/2004
01:06

Mess O'Potamia - Sensitivity
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Just a day after attacking John Kerry for saying the U.S. needs to be more sensitive in the war on terror, President Bush uses the same language.
08/12/2004
02:15

Imam Ali Mosque
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The Bush Administration exercises great sensitivity in not raiding a holy mosque in Iraq where insurgents are camped out.
08/12/2004
02:04

Governor Resignations
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Jon hopes that New Jersey Governor's resignation for being gay isn't the reason he did so, but it probably is.
08/12/2004
02:43

False Hope Alive
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Illegal immigrants compete in Fear Factor-like stunts for a chance at a winning a "green card."
08/12/2004
07:01

Bryan Keefer
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Author Bryan Keefer discusses his new book, and the sophisticated spin techniques employed by the Bush Administration.
08/12/2004
02:26

McGreevey Resigns
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The world is ready for gay people to stand up and proudly say, we can be every bit as corrupt, sick and selfish as "normal people."
08/17/2004
00:10

Moment of Zen - Jim McGreevey
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Senator Jim McGreevey felt ambivalent and confused as a child.
08/17/2004
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