The Colbert Report

Leon Botstein

Season 3 • 06/04/2007

Bard College president Leon Botstein discusses his faith in the human capacity.

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Stephen wears his Mardi Gras mask to say good night.
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00:48

Democratic Presidential Debate - Venue
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Though Stephen did not watch the Democratic presidential debate, he can assume he knows what the candidates said anyway.
06/04/2007
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Jan Schakowsky
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Now that America has won back the hot dog eating crown, Stephen discusses Hunger Awareness Day and the rising prices of food.
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Intro - 6/4/07
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In this episode, America reclaims the hot dog eating crown, Congresswoman Jan Schakowsky spends a week living off food stamps and Stephen interviews Bard College president Leon Botstein.
06/04/2007
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Leon Botstein
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Bard College president Leon Botstein explains how educating prisoners is an effective way to reintroduce them to society.
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Jessica Valenti
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Jessica Valenti has a hard time believing that the girls in the "Girls Gone Wild" videos are flashing their breasts for their own pleasure.
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The God Machine?
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When Animals Attack Our Morals - Flamingos
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A pair of gay flamingos has raised fifteen flamingo chicks, all from eggs poached from other traditional flamingo nests.
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Yahoo Korea - Rain
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You've Been Scootered!
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Tonight, Stephen reports on Democrat candidates talking about God, discusses global warming and talks to author Carl Bernstein about his new biography.
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