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Mark Your Calendar - July

Season 8 • 07/10/2003

Ed Helms notifies viewers of upcoming events in July.

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02:41

Headlines - Bush, Man Of Africa
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President Bush visits Africa to deliver an awkward speech in front of the president of South Africa and may send troops to oust Liberia's brutal Santa Claus of a president.
07/09/2003
00:17

Moment of Zen - Flag Passing
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Donald Rumsfeld and three soldiers take turns passing a flag all the way around their circle.
07/09/2003
02:52

Franks For The Memories
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General Tommy Franks officially steps down at a service with all the pomp and circumstance of a Siegfried and Roy commitment ceremony.
07/10/2003
04:56

Carson Daly
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Carson gets verbally abused but he's told it's an honor.
07/10/2003
02:33

Bee White House Uranium Admission
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Most people are just happy we've rid the world of Saddam Hussein and the deadly uranium he purchased from Africa.
07/10/2003
00:21

Tomorrow Gary Hart
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Jon announces that Gary Hart will be on the show next week.
07/10/2003
00:14

Moment of Zen - Revisionist Historians
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George W. Bush talks about "Revisionist Historians."
07/10/2003
02:12

Fool Britannia
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Tony Blair takes heat for his pre-war statements about Iraqi weapons in a no holds barred bitch-fest known as the British Parliament.
07/10/2003
01:00

Working Blue
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It's called "working blue". It's being dirty.
07/10/2003
03:09

Atomic Crock
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President Bush was using intelligence that was faulty at best, and a lie at worst.
07/10/2003
02:52

Mark Your Calendar - July
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Bastille- it's French for "Why are you stabbing me? I just freed you."
07/10/2003
02:45

Notoriously B.I.G.
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Kraft Foods -- the people who invented the Triple-Stuffed Oreo -- are suddenly interested in public health.
07/14/2003
05:12

Lies of the Machines
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Rob Corddry researches new technologies and the machines that may take over our society.
07/14/2003
02:10

Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Watercress
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Steve Carell informs us that watercress is a remedy against bowel tumors.
07/14/2003
05:26

Angelina Jolie
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Jon wants to know if he can have Angelina Jolie's kid.
07/14/2003
03:04

Headlines - Meet the Press
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Saddam Hussein and Kim Jong-il are both evil despots who do terrible things and hurt their own people, but Hussein lied to the United Nations.
07/14/2003
00:31

Moment of Zen - U.N. Resolutions
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Donald Rumsfeld thinks Saddam Hussein is more dangerous than Kim Jong-il because he violated U.N. resolutions.
07/14/2003
00:11

Moment of Zen - Hurricane Claudette
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A CNN reporter apologizes for not being able to withstand hurricane force rain in the face.
07/15/2003
01:37

Intro - Barbara Walters
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Jon Stewart apologizes for incorrectly reporting Barbara Walters's status as a drunken whore.
07/15/2003
03:02

Mess O'Potamia - Darn Intelligence
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George W. Bush has full faith in the darn good intelligence America has at its disposal.
07/15/2003
02:41

Gary Hart Pt. 2
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Gary Hart feels George W. Bush is an inept leader but he doesn't have the $250 million to take him on in 2004.
07/15/2003
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