The Colbert Report

Oil Containment Solution Randomizer

Season 6 • 05/10/2010

Stephen spins the Oil Containment Solution Randomizer to find ways to plug the oil leak.

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Stewart Brand
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Stewart Brand accepts the use of nuclear power because he wants to see us get off all the fossil fuels.
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White People Prayer Gap
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Franklin Graham calls Islam an evil religion that practices murder, and white people are getting outprayed.
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British Election Couverage - Andrew Sullivan
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As the polls close in Great Britain's parliamentary election, Andrew Sullivan predicts chaotic results.
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Movies That Are Destroying America - 2010 Summer Movie Edition
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"Prince of Persia" glamorizes Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, "Sex and the City 2" cheats on America, and "Iron Man 2" hasn't advertised enough.
05/06/2010
00:06

Sign Off - The USA Today
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Stephen says goodnight while reading The USA Today.
05/06/2010
00:02

Sign Off - Goodnight
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That's it for The Report, everybody.
05/10/2010
07:07

Greece Wither Soon - Scheherazade Rehman
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Scheherazade Rehman says the Germans did the right thing by bailing out Greece, but it was too little, too late.
05/10/2010
00:35

Intro - 5/10/10
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Stephen thinks of ways to stop the Gulf oil spill, and Gary Johnson wants to raise money by legalizing pot.
05/10/2010
05:01

Gary Johnson
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Gary Johnson wants the government to decriminalize marijuana and tell kids the truth about smoking pot.
05/10/2010
02:27

House Returns the Favor
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Dr. House's photo sits proudly on Stephen's shelf in a place of honor, next to his coin purse made from a bull's scrotum.
05/10/2010
04:47

Oil Containment Solution Randomizer
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Stephen offers BP ways to shut off the geyser in the Gulf with his Oil Containment Solution Randomizer.
05/10/2010
02:59

Australian Sperm Shortage
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Stephen's Formula 401: G'Day Egg! was formulated in the bathroom of an Outback Steakhouse.
05/11/2010
00:04

Sign Off - WristStrong Arm
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Stephen waves goodnight with his numb, cadmium-tainted WristStrong arm.
05/11/2010
02:49

Consumer Alert - Best Friends Charm Bracelets
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Lacing children's jewelry with heavy metal is a great way to teach our kids about the periodic table.
05/11/2010
00:35

Intro - 5/11/10
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Conservatives try to derail Elena Kagan's nomination, Australia gets a new import, and Hampton Sides knows a lot about Dr. King's death.
05/11/2010
05:14

Hampton Sides
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Hampton Sides talks about what motivated James Earl Ray to assassinate Martin Luther King Jr.
05/11/2010
08:32

Kagan Worship - Dahlia Lithwick
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Dahlia Lithwick is willing to bet that Elena Kagan's confirmation hearings are going to focus on her lack of judicial experience.
05/11/2010
05:16

ThreatDown - Military Food Police, Jazz Robots & Pretty Girls
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Childhood obesity threatens America's security, a jazz robot improvises with human players, and attractive women give men heart disease.
05/12/2010
01:54

Controlled Burn of a Natural Gas
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Stephen demonstrates how easy it is to do a controlled burn of a natural gas release.
05/12/2010
00:39

Intro - 5/12/10
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The military needs to invade fun places like Farmville, and Deepak Chopra talks about embracing your dark side.
05/12/2010
06:52

Deepak Chopra
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According to Deepak Chopra, Stephen's dark side is arrogance, but his gift is bringing comic relief to America.
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