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Indecision 2012 - Survival of the Funded

Season 16 • 07/21/2011

To make it to the primaries, GOP candidates need strength, agility, luck and a f**kload of money.

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00:17

Moment of Zen - Degree in Economics
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MSNBC's Contessa Brewer questions whether GOP Congressman Mo Brooks is qualified to assess the state of America's economy.
07/20/2011
03:36

Accountability in the U.K.
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The bus to Piccadilly Circus is a rough ride as the freshly-strewn News Corp. employees hastily jettisoned by Rupert Murdoch line the streets of London.
07/20/2011
02:10

Accountability in the U.K. - Rupert Murdoch's Crime-Fighting Wife
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Rupert Murdoch's wife, Wendi Deng, captivates the U.K. with her Ultimate Fighting skills and her clear displeasure with those who question her husband.
07/20/2011
07:07

Steve Carell
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Steve Carell talks about his movie "Crazy, Stupid, Love," being fired from "The Office" and falling in love with Ryan Gosling.
07/20/2011
02:20

U.S. Women's World Cup Soccer Team
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Jon admires one of the greatest goals in World Cup history and goes on location in New York City to play soccer with the U.S. women's national soccer team.
07/20/2011
05:16

Accountability in the U.K. - David Cameron Kills it
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America's government should start drinking motherf**king tea and eating motherf**king finger sandwiches to be as awesome as England's government.
07/20/2011
00:27

Moment of Zen - Michele Bachmann Loves Celery
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Michele Bachmann's favorite food is straight-up, peanut butter-free celery.
07/21/2011
06:50

Scott Miller
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Scott Miller discusses his book "The President and the Assassin" and describes the otherwise cowardly anarchist who killed William McKinley.
07/21/2011
04:12

Statements of Clarification That Probably Won't Do You Any Good
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Magical amulet-wearing congresswomen join forces against Congressman Allen West for his sexist remarks to Representative Debbie Wasserman Shultz.
07/21/2011
05:50

Indecision 2012 - Survival of the Funded - King of the Jungle
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Tim Pawlenty opposes charisma, Herman Cain misunderstands the Constitution, and Michele Bachmann battles migraines, so Mitt Romney emerges as the GOP's thick-maned Aslan.
07/21/2011
03:06

Indecision 2012 - Survival of the Funded
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In the herd of Republican candidates, Rick Santorum is a wounded wildebeest, and Newt Gingrich is a spawning salmon.
07/21/2011
02:11

Extreme Weather Hotportunity
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TV weather people take advantage of the extreme weather hotportunity by cooking on dashboards and city sidewalks.
07/25/2011
00:15

Moment of Zen - Weather and Debt Talks Heat Up
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As the temperature increases in Washington, so does the number of debt- and weather-related metaphors.
07/25/2011
04:56

Armadebtdon 2011 - Nonfiction Captain America
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When it comes to resolving the debt ceiling crisis, Congress is the equivalent of a skunk with its head in a jar of Skippy peanut butter.
07/25/2011
06:50

Neil Patrick Harris
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Neil Patrick Harris talks about Smurf sex, performing musical theater with Stephen Colbert and stapling his kids into bed.
07/25/2011
03:49

Runaway Pride
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Samantha Bee and Jason Jones take to the streets of New York City to commemorate the best day of gay newlyweds' lives.
07/25/2011
02:35

Extreme Weather Hotportunity - Egg Salad Sandwich
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Wyatt Cenac goes on location in New York City to report on the sandwich-warming and milk-curdling weather.
07/25/2011
03:00

Armadebtdon 2011 - Rightans
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John Boehner reveals the Republican plan to destroy government and create a super-race of right-wing Titans.
07/26/2011
07:34

Juan Williams
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Fox News political analyst Juan Williams discusses the absence of honest debate in America and his controversial firing from NPR for a statement he made about Muslims.
07/26/2011
03:27

CNN Anchor Don Lemon Appears Not to Care for CNN
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Anchorman Don Lemon's half-hearted last-minute effort to feign that he cares about CNN's antics is a call for help.
07/26/2011
00:18

Moment of Zen - Casey Anthony Halloween Mask
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A Casey Anthony Halloween mask attracts bids on eBay.
07/26/2011
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