The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Risky Bisqueness

Season 4 • 04/27/2000

This is just one lobster that's not gonna end up in the pot.

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03:13

Ugly American - Elian the Spy
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Do you think that's really a Speak & Spell in Elian Gonzales' little hands? C'mon, wake up, Senor.
04/25/2000
02:18

Other News - Oreo Experienced?
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With the introduction of Nabisco's new milk-changing Oreo technology, we can all sleep better at night knowing where snacking is going in this decade.
04/25/2000
04:48

Commencement Address
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Mom and Dad's money wasn't wasted after all -- you've got a reporter from the .6 Nielsen-rated basic cable fake news show speaking at your commencement.
04/25/2000
00:35

A Great Moment in Confederacy History - Jefferson Davis
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The South moved on up, but the North was there in overwhelming numbers, and crushed them.
04/27/2000
01:43

Indecision 2000 - Republican Menu
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The Republicans raise a record shattering $21.3 million for George W. Bush with the help of AT&T, Philip Morris and the NRA.
04/27/2000
00:12

Moment of Zen - Lobster Patriotism
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A lobster wielding an American flag.
04/27/2000
01:29

Indecision 2000 - Pinata
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Given the fickle American political landscape, George W. Bush hedges his bets by also running for president in Mexico.
04/27/2000
04:53

Stephen Baldwin
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In Stephen Baldwin's new game, actors are bonds and movies are stocks.
04/27/2000
02:02

Popular Music Omnibus - Rock Roundup
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Lou Reed, Eurythmics and Alanis Morissette will band together to form the next Council of Trent.
04/27/2000
00:47

Indecision 2000 - Turkey
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John McCain makes a visit to Vietnam to apologize to the Vietnamese people for the career of Oliver Stone.
04/27/2000
05:03

Risky Bisqueness
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Charles the Lobster does not want to return to the ocean with its rocks and cold water. He wants to stay in America where there is butter.
04/27/2000
01:55

This Just In - Mein Kopf
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A Russian exhibit has opened featuring Adolf Hitler's skull, and scientists want to run DNA tests to prove its authenticity. Does that mean he could be cloned, too?
05/01/2000
03:45

Jan Terri: Video Vanguard
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Stacy Grenrock-Woods goes behind the music with Jan Terri, a musician and star of multiple groundbreaking music videos.
05/01/2000
01:36

Headlines - Gays of Thunder
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Upwards of three-quarters of a million gay rights activists gathered in Washington, leaving Jon to guess about the activities in the bathrooms on the Washington Mall.
05/01/2000
00:12

Moment of Zen - Battleship Sunk
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Alone and bored in an empty White House, Bill Clinton plays Battleship with Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Hugh Shelton
05/01/2000
02:43

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - 28 Days
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Frank DeCaro wishes Sandra Bullock's character in "28 Days" had opted for jail time instead of rehab so they could have made a women's prison movie called "28 Dykes."
05/01/2000
04:20

S. Epatha Merkerson
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"Law & Order" star S. Epatha Merkerson tells Jon about getting mistaken for a cop and reminisces about the few times she's gotten to hang out with them.
05/01/2000
02:23

Headlines - Let Saigons Be Saigons
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The celebration in Saigon of the anniversary of the end of the Vietnam War includes Vietnamese General Van Tien Dung, creator of the famous "impregnable Wall of Dung."
05/01/2000
00:58

Other News - Press Who's Coming to Dinner
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President Bill Clinton got big laughs at the annual White House correspondents' dinner with a mockumentary Jon has no trouble mocking.
05/01/2000
01:00

Recap - 5/1/00
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Jon recaps the day's top stories, including some startling revelations about various vehicles' sexual preferences.
05/01/2000
01:37

Other News - The Great Compression
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A federal judge has ruled in favor of record companies in a lawsuit against mp3.com, whose CEO believes the decision will have no negative impact on his company.
05/02/2000
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