The Colbert Report

Simon Garfield

Season 9 • 02/25/2013

The author shares his book, "On the Map: A Mind-Expanding Exploration of the Way the World Looks."

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03:39

Sport Report - International Soccer Corruption
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Match-fixing mobsters pay off referees and players in over 680 games, but a goalkeeper proves that no one man can be more corrupt than soccer can be boring.
02/20/2013
00:07

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen blows a kiss goodnight.
02/20/2013
05:01

Corporate Twitter Hacks
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Burger King gains more Twitter followers during a hack attack, and Viacom increases brand awareness with a Millennial marketing hoax.
02/21/2013
04:52

Lil Buck
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Lil Buck describes a Memphis street dance called jookin and teaches Stephen the beginner bug jump.
02/21/2013
04:23

"Friends of Hamas" Rumor
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Republicans demand the withdrawal of Chuck Hagel's Defense Secretary nomination after being tied to a suspicious, nonexistent organization.
02/21/2013
03:03

GEO Group Stadium
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One of the nation's largest operators of for-profit prisons sponsors a sports stadium, but naysayers are in a snit over the group's mistreatment of inmates.
02/21/2013
03:54

Popewatch 2013 - Vatican Sex Parties
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Media jackals take advantage of Pope Benedict's exit by spreading rumors about a secret network of gay priests and male prostitutes.
02/25/2013
06:38

The Word - Silent but Deadly
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President Obama wants the Centers for Disease Control to study guns again, so America faces its old enemy from the 90s: any actual knowledge about guns.
02/25/2013
00:34

Intro - 2/25/13
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The Vatican sorts out a scandal, America reduces its number of guns, and Simon Garfield discusses his book about world maps.
02/25/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
02/25/2013
05:37

Simon Garfield
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Simon Garfield talks about Christopher Columbus' map fiasco and the biggest badass in the history of mapmaking, Claudius Ptolemy.
02/25/2013
04:20

Drone Ducking Tips
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The Obama administration continues its extrajudicial robo-assassin spree, so Al Qaeda circulates pointers on how to dodge drone strikes.
02/26/2013
05:54

Michio Kaku
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"Physics of the Future" author Michio Kaku talks about the Apophis asteroid, set to skim by Earth in 2029 and possibly hit in 2036.
02/26/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen zooms out of his chair.
02/26/2013
04:14

Popewatch Indeschism 2013 - One Pope over the Line
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After he retires, Pope Benedict XVI will answer to "pope emeritus," wear white papal robes and live in the Vatican alongside the new pope.
02/26/2013
05:42

Battleground Texas - Jeremy Bird
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Jeremy Bird describes his Texas initiative to get African Americans, Hispanics, women and young people out to the polls.
02/26/2013
00:35

Intro - 2/26/13
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Texas endures big changes, America's drone program alters the war on terror, and physicist Michio Kaku believes an asteroid could destroy the planet.
02/26/2013
03:28

John Kerry's Dumb Talk
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Secretary of State John Kerry travels to nine nations, champions free speech and invents the country "Kyrzakhstan," a mix between Kyrgyzstan and Kazakhstan.
02/27/2013
03:49

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's Trial at Gitmo - Neal Katyal
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The former Acting Solicitor General talks about the U.S. justice system, courtroom bugging and the future of Guantanamo Bay.
02/27/2013
04:08

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's Trial at Gitmo
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Guantanamo Bay hosts a one-of-a-kind military tribunal, designed by President Bush, implemented by President Obama, and inspired by President Kafka.
02/27/2013
03:15

Halls Mentho-Lyptus Cough Drops
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Stephen files paperwork to change Jay the Intern's name to "Halls Mentho-Lyptus with Triple Soothing Action Presents Jay the Intern."
02/27/2013
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