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Season 14 • 12/08/2009

Aasif Mandvi declares that India has no choice but to invade the U.S. for harboring terrorists.

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02:50

Gaywatch - Meredith Baxter & New York State Senate
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The New York State Senate votes down a same-sex marriage bill, but on the other hand, Meredith Baxter comes out.
12/03/2009
09:52

Oliver's Travels - Switzerland
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John Oliver asks Ambassador Peter Maurer about Switzerland's unshakable neutrality shortly before its vote to ban minarets.
12/03/2009
05:43

Highway to Health - Senate Fight '09
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George Voinovich compares health care reform to the emperor's new clothes, and Judd Gregg employs a deliberate tactic of obstruction.
12/07/2009
04:40

American Idle
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Apparently $200 billion of found money isn't enough to save the U.S. economy, so Barack Obama searches for job growth ideas.
12/07/2009
02:03

Intro - Kennedy Center Honors Security
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Jon wants to thank the Salahis for the added security at the Kennedy Center Honors.
12/07/2009
07:13

Dan Rather
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Dan Rather says America's strategy in Afghanistan has changed from fighting everywhere to focusing on the populated areas.
12/07/2009
00:18

Moment of Zen - John McCain Doesn't Know the Deal
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John McCain doesn't know about the deal that was cut over where the white smoke comes out.
12/07/2009
07:06

Mike Huckabee
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Mike Huckabee defends his decision to grant clemency to Maurice Clemmons and offers to call Karl Rove.
12/08/2009
00:15

Moment of Zen - Glenn Beck Doesn't Know What That Means
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Glenn Beck doesn't know what the names on Iran's rocket and telecommunications satellite mean.
12/08/2009
06:15

Gretchen Carlson Dumbs Down
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Gretchen Carlson dumbs herself down to connect with an audience who sees intellect as an elitist flaw.
12/08/2009
06:56

Scary Plotter
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The arrest of a Chicago man in the Mumbai attacks leaves India no choice but to invade the United States.
12/08/2009
07:01

Andrew Ross Sorkin
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Andrew Ross Sorkin explains that after the bank bailout, there are still no new rules or accountability on Wall Street.
12/09/2009
06:19

Theory v. Practice - TSA Leak
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The TSA electronically redacts sensitive portions of its airport security procedures that hackers are quickly able to remove.
12/09/2009
03:22

You're Not Helping - Senate Health Care Debate & Homeless Man
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Harry Reid and Tom Coburn suck at debating health care reform, while a homeless man throws tomatoes at Sarah Palin.
12/09/2009
00:18

Moment of Zen - What Are 'You People' For?
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"Morning Joe's" Mike Barnicle asks Michael Steele what "you people" are for.
12/09/2009
02:52

The Most Immature Montage Ever - Cash for Caulkers
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President Obama's "cash for caulkers" program inspires The Daily Show's most immature montage ever.
12/09/2009
05:00

Teapocalypse - The Tea Party Split
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Jason Jones discovers how an Ohio tea party movement was torn apart by a plastic Jesus on a spring.
12/10/2009
03:25

Beck - Not So Mellow Gold
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Glenn Beck drives up the price of gold by fanning the flames of fear, but not because he's a paid spokesman.
12/10/2009
00:59

Daily/Colbert - Stephen's Thesaurus Habit
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Stephen prevaricated a mendacious falsehood when he said he kicked his thesaurus habit.
12/10/2009
04:02

Obama's Nobel Speech
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Barack Obama accepts the Nobel Peace Prize while overseeing one war and escalating another.
12/10/2009
06:41

Gwen Ifill
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Gwen Ifill praises Barack Obama's Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech and describes his decorating taste in the Oval Office.
12/10/2009
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