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Vibrant Constipation Pill

Season 10 • 05/07/2014

Doctors invent a vibrating pill to relieve constipation, and Stephen sheds new light on cell phones.

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04:50

NRA Annual Meeting & Guns Everywhere in Georgia
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Rick Santorum and Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal speak at a massive NRA event, and a Georgia law allows people to pack heat in schools, bars, churches and libraries.
05/06/2014
00:33

Intro - 5/6/14
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Gun rights make headway, Oklahoma City gets a new monument, and Bette Midler visits The Report.
05/06/2014
00:06

Sign Off - Nightcap
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Stephen ends the night with an adult beverage.
05/06/2014
03:07

Rand Paul's Derby Date with Rupert Murdoch
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Rand Paul attends the Kentucky Derby with Rupert Murdoch in an apparent act of political courtship.
05/06/2014
07:04

Bette Midler
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Bette Midler chats about the reissue of her memoir, "A View From a Broad," growing up in Hawaii and making a successful career out of being "divine."
05/06/2014
06:45

Tip/Wag - Herald Embroidery, Bug Scientists & Dana Perino
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A Kentucky store discriminates against gays and Freemasons, scientists discover the world's first female penis, and Fox News's Dana Perino deflates a conspiracy theory.
05/07/2014
05:57

David Remnick
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David Remnick describes "The 40s" and The New Yorker's evolution from a comedy magazine to a groundbreaking source of investigative journalism.
05/07/2014
00:07

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
05/07/2014
03:08

Ukraine in the Membrane
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Republicans urge President Obama to take military action as pro-Russian militias tighten their grip on Ukraine.
05/07/2014
00:35

Intro - 5/7/14
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Fox News blows the lid off of a scandal, Eastern Europe's problems continue, and David Remnick shares a vintage collection from The New Yorker.
05/07/2014
04:16

Vibrant Constipation Pill
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Doctors develop a pill that vibrates constipation away, and Stephen offers tips on cell phone storage.
05/07/2014
07:59

Better Know a Challenger - Florida's 3rd - Jake Rush
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Tea Party candidate Jake Rush expands on his core message as a small-government conservative who also happens to role-play as a vampire.
05/08/2014
00:11

Sign Off - Spinning Top
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Stephen employs a trick from "Inception" to see if he's dreaming.
05/08/2014
06:18

Ellen Page
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"X-Men: Days of Future Past" star Ellen Page discusses her emotional coming-out speech and generously helps Stephen boost his ratings.
05/08/2014
03:19

Stu Varney Among the Common People
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Fox Business anchor Stu Varney shares touching stories of being recognized on the street by New York's great unwashed masses.
05/08/2014
02:57

Vampire for Congress in Florida
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Tea Party candidate Jake Rush faces questions about his role-playing hobby as he vies for Florida's congressional seat.
05/08/2014
00:07

Sign Off - Penalty Whistle
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Stephen blows the whistle and throws down the yellow flag.
05/12/2014
04:03

Michael Sam's NFL Draft Kiss
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Michael Sam wages war on traditional gridiron values immediately after becoming the NFL's first openly gay player.
05/12/2014
06:29

Stephen Colbert's Bats**t Serious - Monica Lewinsky's Conveniently Timed Essay
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Fox News pundits make the case for a Hillary Clinton-led conspiracy after Monica Lewinsky writes an article for Vanity Fair.
05/12/2014
03:22

Glenn Greenwald Pt. 2
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"No Place to Hide" author Glenn Greenwald describes unpublished internal documents that detail the scope of NSA spying.
05/12/2014
06:57

Glenn Greenwald Pt. 1
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"No Place to Hide" author Glenn Greenwald argues that the NSA engages in suspicion-less spying on Americans and non-Americans alike.
05/12/2014
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