The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Missile Destruction

Season 7 • 03/04/2003

Stephen Colbert has other ideas on how to destroy the missiles in Iraq.

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02:03

Jive Turkey
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Ninety-five percent of the Turkish population is against the U.S.-led war in Iraq and using Turkey as a base of operations.
03/03/2003
01:27

Batman!
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Jon Stewart single-handedly went from town to town lowering the terror alert.
03/03/2003
00:13

Moment of Zen - Carmina Burana
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One of the most dangerous men in the world has a stretched out tee shirt.
03/03/2003
05:16

Greenwich or Bussed
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Struggling children in Greenwich, CT are forced to take the bus to school.
03/03/2003
03:22

Korea in Krisis - Spy Plane
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The Stalinist netherworld of North Korea sends four fighter jets to intercept an unarmed U.S. spy plane flying over international waters.
03/04/2003
01:16

Dis Missile
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Iraqi forces use bulldozers to destroy the first of over 100 mid-range missiles, but Ari Fleischer isn't impressed.
03/04/2003
01:49

Intro - Turkey
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The average Turk's hash and anal experience is no different than those of peoples anywhere else in the world.
03/04/2003
02:14

Thames the Brakes
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In an effort to ease its rapidly growing congestion problem, London relies on a network of Orwellian video cameras that captures license plate numbers and issues tickets.
03/04/2003
07:11

Walter Isaacson
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Walter Isaacson defends running a mindless car chase instead of a good story.
03/04/2003
00:18

Moment of Zen - The Colossal Colon
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Children gather around a colossal colon on display.
03/04/2003
02:38

Missile Destruction
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Stephen Colbert believes it's a huge waste to destroy the missiles with a bulldozer.
03/04/2003
00:14

Moment of Zen - Mr. Homeland Security
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A reveler at Mardi Gras dresses up as Mr. Homeland Security.
03/05/2003
05:48

Constitution Schmonstitution XXVII: Faith Based Aid
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Stephen Colbert shows the quick and pious way to cash in on the faith based gravy train.
03/05/2003
00:15

Cover Up in a Mall
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Jon ends the show, reveals tomorrow's guest, and gives advice to mall shoppers.
03/05/2003
04:49

Faith Accompli
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Deeply inconvenienced by church and state separation, President George W. Bush looks for ways around it.
03/05/2003
05:25

Adrien Brody
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Since being nominated for an Academy Award for Best Actor, Adrien Brody has had an insane week of popularity.
03/05/2003
02:00

Mark Your Calendar - March
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Ed Helms provides information on March events: Mardi Gras, Genealogy Day, Johnny Appleseed Day, and Anesthetic First Used Day.
03/05/2003
00:25

Moment of Zen - Nude Protesters
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Nude protesters in Santiago, Chile, streak for peace.
03/06/2003
03:31

War Protests
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With regard to protests, The Bush administration has issued a strict policy of not giving a crap.
03/06/2003
06:21

David Cross
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David Cross is just trying to bring about world peace through swearing and blasphemy.
03/06/2003
03:31

Killer Apps
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The e-bomb looks like a joint venture between the Air Force and Oscar Mayer.
03/06/2003
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